Best Pussy Eating Story

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I'm not that into it, which is why I date men. I prefer giving a BJ over munching a bare floor. I love giving head. The penis is just so much better than the vagina.

You say you are Bisexual...have you ever gone down on a girl? had "sex" with one?

Bare.
 
That's a good Cali Girl quote.

Kudos to women that actually enjoy giving head.
 
We've got a new thing we do sometimes. When I go down on her and she's done cumming I'll hold her there and I'll keep going, I won't let her go. It ends in her squirming, giggling and telling me she can't take it anymore.

She returns the favor I more curse than giggle though.
 
She returns the favor I more curse than giggle though.

I understand why you had to say this but no one here believes it for a second, you nutter.
 
I agree with Matty and 5er.

Rogie no, she doesn't, not my cup of tea (or cup of piss, if you will).
 
Just reread this entire thread.

It exemplified the "golden era" of GL IMO.
 
What's the difference between a black chic and a bowling ball?






You could eat the bowling ball if you had to.
 
I guess BeantownJim was right, this must be where posters go to die. What a graveyard.
 
I was box munching once and I did something and my shoulder came out of socket....I was paralyzed...could move without extreme pain...I am done under dying and the bitch fell asleep in my desperate hour.
 
How To Eat Pussy A Magical Guide For Evolved People

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#1: Tell her she is beautiful and mean it.

Most women are shy about their bodies. Even if youve got the worlds most gorgeous woman in bed with you, shes going to worry about how you like her body. Tell her its beautiful, tell her which parts you like best, tell her anything, but get her to trust you enough to let you down between her legs.

#2 Stop and appreciate her unique flower

Now stop and look at what you see. Beautiful, isnt it? There is nothing that makes a woman more unique than her pussy. I know. Ive seen plenty of them. They come in all different sizes, colors and shapes; some are tucked inside like a little girls cunnie and some have thick luscious lips that come out to greet you. Some are nested in brushes of fur and others are covered with transparent fuzz. Appreciate your womans unique qualities and tell her what makes her special.

#3 Women are more verbal: Talk to her beautiful pussy

Women are a good deal more verbal than men, especially during love-making. They also respond more to verbal love, which means, the more you talk to her, the easier it will be to get her off. So all the time youre petting and stroking her beautiful pussy, talk to her about it.

#4 Lick her outer lips, inner lips and find her clit

Now look at it again. Gently pull the lips apart and look at her inner lips, even lick them if you want to. Now spread the tops of her pussy up until you can find her clit. Women have clits in all different sizes, just like you guys have different sized cocks. It doesnt mean a thing as far as her capacity for orgasm. All it means is more of her is hidden underneath her foreskin.

#5 Whenever you touch a womans pussy, make sure your finger is wet

Whenever you touch a womans pussy, make sure your finger is wet. You can lick it or moisten it with juices from inside her. Be sure, by all means, to wet it before you touch her clit because it doesnt have any juices of its own and its extremely sensitive. Your finger will stick to it if its dry and that hurts. But you dont want to touch her clit anyway. You have to work up to that. Before she becomes aroused, her clit is too delicate to be handled.

#6 Tease her & approach her pussy slowly

Approach her pussy slowly. Women, even more so than men, love to be teased. The inner part of her thigh is her most tender spot. Lick it, kiss it, make designs on it with the tip of your tongue. Come dangerously close to her pussy, then float away. Make her anticipate it.

#7 Play with her

Now lick the crease where her leg joins her pussy. Nuzzle your face into her bush. Brush your lips over her slit without pressing down on it to further excite her. After youve done this to the point where your lady is bucking up from her seat and shes straining to get more of you closer to her, then put your lips right on top of her slit.

#8 Kiss her, gently, then harder

Kiss her, gently, then harder. Now use your tongue to separate her pussy lips and when she opens up, run your tongue up and down between the layers of pussy flesh. Gently spread her legs more with your hands. Everything you do with a woman youre about to eat must be done gently.

#9 Tongue-fuck her

Tongue-fuck her. This feels divine. It also teases the hell out of her because by now she wants some attention given to her clit. Check it out. See if her clit has gotten hard enough to peek out of its covering. If so, lick it. If you cant see it, it might still be waiting for you underneath. So bring your tongue up the top of her slit and feel for her clit. You may barely experience its presence. But even if you cant feel the tiny pearl, you can make it rise by licking the skin that covers it. Lick hard now and press into her skin.

#10 Work her tip of the iceberg

Gently pull the pussy lips away and flick your tongue against the clit, hood covered or not. Do this quickly. This should cause her legs to shudder. When you sense shes getting up there toward orgasm, make your lips into an O and take the clit into your mouth.

Start to suck gently and watch your ladys face for her reaction. If she can handle it, begin to suck harder. If she digs it, suck even harder. Go with her. If she lifts her pelvis into the air with the tension of her rising orgasm, move with her, dont fight her. Hang on, and keep your hot mouth on her clit. Dont let go. Thats what shell be saying too: Dont stop. Dont ever stop!

Theres a reason for that, most men stop too soon. Just like with cock sucking, this is something worth learning about and worth learning to do well. I know a man whos a lousy fuck, simply lousy, but he can eat pussy like nobody I know and he never has trouble getting a date. Girls are falling all over him.

#11 Finger-fuck her with TWO fingers

But back to your pussy eating sessionTheres another thing you can do to intensify your womans pleasure. You can finger-fuck her while shes enjoying your clit-licking talents. Before, during or after. Shell really like it. In addition to the erogenous zones surrounding her clit, a woman has another extremely sensitive area at the roof of her vagina. This is what you rub up against when youre fucking her. Well, since your cock is pretty far away from your mouth, your fingers will have to do the fucking.

Take two fingers. One is too skinny and three is too wide and therefore cant get deep enough. Make sure theyre wet so you dont irritate her skin. Slide them inside, slowly at first, then a little faster. Fuck her with them rhythmically. Speed up only when she does. Listen to her breathing.

Shell let you know what to do. If youre sucking her clit and finger-fucking her at the same time, youre giving her far more stimulation than you would be giving her with your cock alone. So you can count on it that shes getting high on this. If theres any doubt, check her out for symptoms.

#12 Get to know her orgasmic symptoms to become even better

Each woman is unique.

You may have one whos nipples get hard when shes excited
or only when shes having an orgasm.
Your girl might flush red or
begin to tremble.
Get to know her symptoms and youll be a more sensitive lover.

#13 Dont let go of her clit when she starts to orgasm The Multi-Orgasmic Woman

When she starts to have an orgasm, for heavens sakes, dont let go of that clit. Hang in there for the duration. When she starts to come down from the first orgasm, press your tongue along the underside of the clit, leaving your lips covering the top. Move your tongue in and out of her cunt. If your fingers are inside, move them a little too, gently though, things are extremely sensitive just now.

If you play your cards right, youll get some multiple orgasms this way. A woman stays excited for a full hour after shes had an orgasm. Do you realize the full impact of that information? The potential? One woman was clocked at 56 orgasms at one sitting. Do you know what effect you would have on a woman you gave 56 orgasms to? Shed be yours as long as you wanted her.

#14 The cherry on the cake

Some women like to have their man rub and enter their anal section with their finger while they are being eaten out!

#15 After the orgasmic wave: Keep making love to her quietly

The last advice I have for you is this:

After youve made her come, made her your slave by giving her the best head shes ever had, dont leave her alone just yet. Talk to her, stroke her body, caress her breasts. Keep making love to her quietly until shes come all the way down. A man can get off and go to sleep in the same breath and feel no remorse, no sense of loss. But a woman by nature requires some sensitivity from her lover in those first few moments after sex.