Any of you Fags ever do a Cleanse?

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Today I had the Gazpacho juice which is like 400 calories. That has kept me fulfilled for hours.
 
So how many calories a day do you consume while juicing?
 
Average a thousand I suppose.
 
So you're just fasting.

Scam.

I'll still try it.
 
Average cleanse is 3 days. It's a detoxification.

Where's the scam part?
 
I'm gonna ease into fruits and veggies tomorrow.

Might go Vegan for March.
 
Blitty
Average cleanse is 3 days. It's a detoxification.

Where's the scam part?
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50 dollorz a day for liquefied fruits and veggies?

Why not just eat them?
 
It's like 20lbs of produce.

Google walker system and cold press.

Total ripoff but only for 3 days.
 
3 days of eating 20 lbs of produce in a liquid form

or

365 days of eating moderate portions of fruit and raw vegetables every day

Decisions..decisions..
 
Poster Tron we need your juicing advice.

(Assume that the same fruits and vegetables thrive in the northern tundra - we'll get the Canadian equivalents.)
 
Ingested my first homemade juice. :guitar:

3 apples
1 carrot
1 lemon slice
1/4 yellow bell pepper
1 thick cucumber slice
1 small stick of celery
1 small bit of broccoli
1 thick slice of beet
1 avocado
Some ice

Honestly, that was delicious.

I'm not cleansing or detoxing or anything of the sort. Let's call a spade a spade: I'm juice fasting.

Cause I'm fat.

I'll be eating a handful of almonds here and there throughout the day.

Anyhoo. Good juice.

:guitar:
 
Blitty
Average cleanse is 3 days. It's a detoxification.

Where's the scam part?
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Matty
50 dollorz a day for liquefied fruits and veggies?

Why not just eat them?
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Tron
Saultaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!
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Saulty
3 days of eating 20 lbs of produce in a liquid form

or

365 days of eating moderate portions of fruit and raw vegetables every day

Decisions..decisions..
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Matty
Poster Tron we need your juicing advice.

(Assume that the same fruits and vegetables thrive in the northern tundra - we'll get the Canadian equivalents.)
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LMAO, this thread fukkin delivered.
 
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We never got Tron's advice.

About to make a smoothie. Pineapple, blueberries, blackberries, yogurt and some ice.

I can already feel my face eat itself from the low caloric intake.

Common.
 
I spent $40 for 3 days worth of produce. Not bad.
 
Been using the mandoline a lot lately; making fresh cole slaw and raw carrot and beet salads and such.

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