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Alert: durito is getting married on Saturday

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relax oksana, monkeys are friendly

here he is on my head
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I love monkeys. But I love orangutans the most.

Good luck, Durito. Please get a picture of Gloria all decked out in her mother-of-the-bride dress.
 
had to babysit for my brother in law and sister today

stupid annoying fucking nephew

kids are bastards

"ok, you don't want spaghetti anymore? we are at a restaruant, you wanted it 10 minutes ago when we ordered it.......Guess what i'm putting spaghetti in your damn pie-hole one way or another you little fucking cunt-bag. I paid 9.95 for that shit"

oh you wanna leave the beach because you got sand in your toes? I'm about to shove sand up your fucking poop chute for a solid 3 minutes you whiney thankless little 4 year old human being.

being young does not let you be a douche and cry in the backseat of my car.

So glad this forum doesn't have many parents. we'd be alot more angry

single parents..... they'd be on suicide watch

me and Al are sticking to dogs and fish

It's all about proper parenting Arch. Kids need to know who the boss is and that when they get food put in front of them (at their request) they have to eat it. Too many parents constantly negotiate with their kids these days. I'll admit that there is a little negotiating involved when parenting, but most parents are poor negotiators. Not me!!!