A very unpleasant sensation.

[betplom]

I was sitting at a desk typing on my laptop when I noticed it.

My penis "fell asleep" , you know, like when your leg falls asleep and its numb?

My dick had no sensation whatsoever until I shook it for a few seconds, then it woke up, no, not like an erection, it just went back to being its normal limp self, but now I can feel it.

I feel better now.

Aren't you glad you read this?

I am.

Has this ever happened to you?

 

[MrX]

I call B.S. that this is the first time that happened to you.

And yes, there's definitely an artery somewhere in the sitting region that can cut off that blood supply. I assumed this was a somewhat common experience for guys, though I've never thought to ask.

 

[MrX]

I shouldn't have to say this, but we need Muddy's input.

 

[betplom]

I call B.S. that this is the first time that happened to you.

Mr. X, you're "some pro".

Where the fuck did I say this was the first time it has happened?

Why didn't you answer my question of:
"Has this ever happened to you? "

Please go back and re-read my original post, there is no mention of it being the first time, pal.

 

[MrX]

Mr. X, you're "some pro".

Where the fuck did I say this was the first time it has happened?

Please go back and re-read my original post, there is no mention of it being the first time, pal.

Skimming has its disadvantages.

Sorry, plommer.

 

[betplom]

Skimming has its disadvantages.

Sorry, plommer.

No worries, mate. I too would like to hear what muddaaay! has to say on this topic.

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

My penis is always attentive. It doesn't take naps. I think you have what many refer to as a lazy penis.

 

[betplom]

My penis is always attentive. It doesn't take naps. I think you have what many refer to as a lazy penis.

Sorry friend, my penis is not lazy.

I drink alot of coffee (lots of trips to the pisser to urinate) and have sex with as many prostitutes as possible when possible - which is alot.

Plus I masturbate, my kok never rests.

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

Sorry friend, my penis is not lazy.

I drink alot of coffee and have sex with as many prostitutes as possible when possible - which is alot.
Plus I masturbate, my kok never rests.

Too late. No takebacks. Lazy cock.

 

[Matty]

My penis has never fallen asleep.

 

[roguejuror]

only when sitting on stools

 

[betplom]

only when sitting on stools

Juror, you silly Mexican, "stools" are also know as human feces.

Perhaps you should rephrase.

Hola!

 

[roguejuror]

if you say so, mate.

 

[Matty]

How can you tell that your limp cock is either awake or asleep? S'not like you can use it to fetch things and shit. The fok?

Gonna try to choke it on purpose.

 

[roguejuror]

S'not like you can use it to fetch things and shit.

I can fetch stuff (i.e. grab the remote, open the fridge, etc)

and I thought you had a big dick

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

Prehensile penis.

 

[Bread]

No fallsies asleepies. But I get turtled up sometimes. That's pretty fokken embarrassing. Even though nobody sees.

 

[Mrs. X]

My vagina has never fallen asleep.