A very unpleasant sensation.

[MrMonkey]

My vagina has never fallen asleep.

How can it when the thought of that enormous snake like penis your husband posses that can strike at any moment?

PS Yes, my penis has fallen asleep more at times from being in a certain position too long I supposed. Nothing serious!

 

[MrX]

Sorry about taking this in a cleaner direction, but can you guys remember the first time you fell asleep with an arm in bad position and woke to find your arm completely paralyzed? Man, that was terrifying. I thought I really fucked up when that happened.

 

[betplom]

Sorry about taking this in a cleaner direction, but can you guys remember the first time you fell asleep with an arm in bad position and woke to find your arm completely paralyzed? Man, that was terrifying. I thought I really fucked up when that happened.

Yeah that "dead weight" feeling is unpleasant. Moving the sleepy arm with the good one and it felt like 50 lbs.

 

[MrMonkey]

Sorry MrX! But yes the first time things like that happened is was kinda scary!

 

[Fu Manchu]

wow, weird. never had that happen to me. incorrect suction on your cockpump perhaps?

 

[wal66]

Plommer, were you stuffing it in a TP role and cut off the circulation? Nina would be proud of you Plommer.

 

[RayRay]

wow, weird. never had that happen to me. incorrect suction on your cockpump perhaps?

 

[Mrs. X]

How can it when the thought of that enormous snake like penis your husband posses that can strike at any moment?

HOW DID YOU KNOW!!???? HOW DID HE KNOW???!!!

 

[reno cool]

How can you tell that your limp cock is either awake or asleep? S'not like you can use it to fetch things and shit. The fok?

Gonna try to choke it on purpose.

I'll go with that one. Not a lot of feeling there when limp. If it's limp I consider it asleep.

 

[betplom]

 

[reno cool]

Too late. No takebacks. Lazy cock.

 

[bacon]

Not following the unpleasant part.

 

[MrMonkey]

I sure hope God doesn't make me read all my posts from GL before he let's me through the gates! :

 

[bacon]

I cannot think of a better purgatory monk, just mentioned that in the big guy's suggestion box!

 

[Cami]

This was a great thread. I enjoyed it.

 

[fiveteamer]

This happened to me on one of those stationary bikes with the hard seats. It was quite disturbing and I've never used that kind again.

 

[roguejuror]

My penis has never fallen asleep.

How about now?

 

[Matty]

I've been off the meds for close to a week now, I get a lot more random boners. :