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Archie
getting close to 60 now. I need to pee in middle of night at least once per night often twice. I just sit so I don't have to turn a light on or keep eyes open to balance in dark while peeing. seems like I get back to sleep quicker with less effort.
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Have a doctor poked you back there to make sure everything is alright? Someone your advance age should get poked every 5 years or so
 
Me - I got out of that parking ticket we got last year with Grandma!
JL - What?
Me - We got a parking ticket at the park last year while Grandma was petting that groundhog, remember?
JL - Oh yeah! How did you get out of it?
Me - I lied!
JL - *pikachu face*
Me - I said I wasn't parked, but merely retrieving my disabled mother.
JL - Grandma's not disabled.
Me - She's not. You shouldn't lie, except to get out of a ticket.

#parenting #allidoiswin
 
What, the groundhog part? I think I have a vid.


groundhog tame
 
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