Random thoughts

South Florida

The place where it’s either 93 degrees and you’re sweating before you make it to your car or it’s raining with 30 mph winds for DAYS
 
I was in line at an ATM with about 5 or 6 people waiting, as usual people start huffing and puffing in accordance at the delay, at the machine was a sweet looking old Hans Moleman lookalike man struggling real slow with the machine, he finally finish and walks by the line and I see we are wearing the exact same sweater, I point at his and mine with my finger and we both smile
 
roguejuror
I was in line at an ATM with about 5 or 6 people waiting, as usual people start huffing and puffing in accordance at the delay, at the machine was a sweet looking old Hans Moleman lookalike man struggling real slow with the machine, he finally finish and walks by the line and I see we are wearing the exact same sweater, I point at his and mine with my finger and we both smile
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I surmising your size sweater was larger than Hans Moleman? #234 :wallylove:
 
Obviously fake, but still fonny
gay pork party invitation
 
I don't get it, is the guy gay? Why did he invite him for pork and then say DON"T? Why did the other gay called him biatch when the first gay was being nice inviting him? Who leaves things cooking and go to work? Why do Americans call everything amazing, why can't it just be good? Why is autocorrect underlining tonight? These gays are confusing me.
 
The assumption is that the guy is helping himself to the slow-cooked pork before the friend-slash-chef can make it home. And then he'll fuck the mom.

If they were gay the other dude would probably have his own key. Homoness is irrelevant to the story anyway, it's about borderline food theft. And fucking the mom.

:fuckyourmother:

Let me know if anything is still unclear.
 
I don't know, enticing another guy with my amazing pork sounds pretty gay to me

If tully would invite me to dinner he would just say "I got food and drinks come on over dude", he wouldn't say I cooked an amazing pork and left it slow cooking for us come over rogie, and siri knows something about tonight

:hmm:

can I get an amen @Vegas Dave ?
 
roguejuror
I don't know, enticing another guy with my amazing pork sounds pretty gay to me

If tully would invite me to dinner he would just say "I got food and drinks come on over dude", he wouldn't say I cooked an amazing pork and left it slow cooking for us come over rogie, and siri knows something about tonight

:hmm:

can I get an amen @Vegas Dave ?
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Eh I'm torn on this one.

I agree that bros generally aren't gonna entice with food.

BUT stuff that's been slow-cooked or smoked for an extended period of time is usually pretty glorious. If a buddy of mine with a smoker was like "hey bro I've had a pork shoulder in the smoker all day, swing by if you are free", I'd assume this was a straight exchange of his meat and not a gay exchange of "his" meat.
 
Vegas Dave
.I agree that bros generally aren't gonna entice with food.
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Guys who like to use a slow-cooker will 100% entice with food, in a non-homoerotic way. I have been enticed many times and I'm not a gay, yet. :mattyrain:
 
Matty
Guys who like to use a slow-cooker will 100% entice with food, in a non-homoerotic way. I have been enticed many times and I'm not a gay, yet. :mattyrain:
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Right, the AVERAGE guy won't entice with food. The slow cook/smoker guys will for sure.
 
@Matty i saw a title

Why some Mike 'Holmes Approved Homes' are now being demolished

why is that apostrophe in front of Holmes, I assume it's journalistically correct since it's from the CBC News
 
roguejuror
@Matty i saw a title

Why some Mike 'Holmes Approved Homes' are now being demolished

why is that apostrophe in front of Holmes, I assume it's journalistically correct since it's from the CBC News
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Single quotation marks are also known as 'quote marks', 'quotes', 'speech marks' or 'inverted commas'. Use them to: show direct speech and the quoted work of other writers.

i never use them myself but yeah it looks like their usage is correct here.
 
oh they are quotes, I thought it had something to do with Holmes and Homes ending with s

matty has improved my English substantially since 2009
 
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