WEDDINGS.. 🙏

[Shortstop]

Perhaps @Teela can chime in even though she doesn’t care for me. 🙁

What do you give the bride and groom?

I love my niece dearly, however I have no idea what to gift them?

Any suggestions would help?

Thank You!

Shortstop

 

[stevek]

A toaster

 

[Boner_18]

The only correct answer is cash.

 

[Blitty]

crockpot

 

[Cougar Bait]

I always give cash, agree with Boner

 

[Dingo]

Is there a bridal gift/ registry?

 

[Shortstop]

Is there a bridal gift/ registry?

Not that I’m aware of.

Great question!

 

[Shortstop]

Actually, I’d rather not go. 😆

However, I could hook up with a drunk female friend of hers.

 

[stevek]

You could roughly anal her friend so that she cries telling her about it.

 

[roguejuror]

A washing machine and a lawn mower

 

[stevek]

A bidet and a dildo

 

[Cougar Bait]

No, not what YOU want Steve, what THEY want

 

[FairWarning]

Money

 

[Shortstop]

A washing machine and a lawn mower

Actually, the lawn mower is a great idea! 💡

 

[Shortstop]

I need a new lawn mower.

I currently have a self propelled push Briggs & Stratton. It’s a beast and has worked well for years. Any ideas on a new one?

I don’t want a rider. I’m not ready for that and enjoy the exercise. Thoughts?

I’m not hiring a landscaper either..

 

[Shortstop]

Money

That seems to be the popular answer..

 

[Shortstop]

Should I ask her? It would be random, but you miss 100% of the shots you don’t take..

 

[roguejuror]

I need a new lawn mower.

Any ideas on a new one?

A Guatemalan?