The Elon Musk Shitshow

[Cougar Bait]

Well all I ever said to Archie was that he never went to the island

Legacy media is actual shit though, that's true

 

[Cougar Bait]

hearing reports that Elon met with Chinese doppelganger in Epstein island when he was just 16 and had him massage his feet while repeatedly saying

TESRA WOCKS! TESRA WOCKS!

Almost seems racist

But maybe Archie is a racist

 

[Archie]

jokes are jokes man

 

[kato]

 

[Tron]

I love Gamelive

 

[Cougar Bait]

Grok is kinda cool to mess around with

 

[roguejuror]

Grok is kinda cool to mess around with

:grokcb:

 

[Cougar Bait]

Weird part is the video actually looks more like my brother

 

[Archie]

guy should be canceled for doing nerd face

https://twitter.com/x/status/2019922454010118571

 

[kato]

Elon Musk warns the U.S. is ‘1,000% going to go bankrupt’ unless AI and robotics save the economy from crushing debt​

Elon Musk warns the U.S. is '1,000% going to go bankrupt' unless AI and robotics save the economy from crushing debt | Fortune

“We just need enough time to build the AI and robots to not go bankrupt before then.”

fortune.com

 

[kato]

Elon Musk’s company avoided almost all federal income tax on over $12 billion of U.S. income over the past three years​

Tesla Reported Zero Federal Income Tax on $5.7 Billion of U.S. Income in 2025

Tesla enjoyed almost $5.7 billion of U.S. income in 2025 but paid $0 in federal income tax. Over the past three years, the Elon Musk-led company reported $12.5 billion of U.S. income on which its current federal tax was just $48 million.

itep.org

 

[Shortstop]

@kato

Don’t be mad at me. 😆

 

[kato]

 

[Cougar Bait]

Musk just does what every other billionaire does. Hire the best accountants.

 

[Tron]

https://www.reuters.com/sustainability/boards-policy-regulation/musk-found-liable-twitter-shareholders-fraud-lawsuit-over-44-billion-takeover-2026-03-20/

 

[Cougar Bait]

https://twitter.com/x/status/2035306094281855336

 

[Tron]

https://twitter.com/x/status/2035306094281855336

……with the money I swindled from Twitter investors prior to my acquisition

 

[Archie]

how does it work then once they get their back pay do they pay Elroy the loan back? or do they get a nice musk bonus for this year?