Random thoughts

apparently if you eat camel meat the hump is the special thing, the most expensive chunk at the market

muddy if you were my dinner guest I would cook the hump for you, but not Steve I would give him hoof soup
 
I appreciate the sentiment but I'm not sure I see myself chowing down on hump.
 
It is suddenly dawning on me, I haven't seen one of my superintendants for quite awhile. Months.

He's an old dude - very old. He had been showing increasing signs of dementia-ish-ness for a few years now.

But you'd always see him around. Wandering around the grounds out front - or in the laundry room. I would frankly avoid him so I didn't get dragged into one of his rambles.

Except not for a few months now.

I wonder if the old dude died or something.
 
I used to have a paper shredder but I don't have it any more.

I do have a barbecue though.
 
He's got a wife. She's a bit younger. (like 70 versus 85 ???)

I saw her today.

If I don't gain any new information in the next few days I'll have to figure out a strategic way to address their holiday bonus card. I already have to avoid any mention of Christmas because they're Jehovah's Witnesses. Not that that's any big deal. But I usually write their names on there.

I don't know. I can't assume I would have heard if something happened. I'm always out of the loop on things. Same thing at work. Guys get fired and I don't know about it for two weeks.

It really is weird how long I've gone without seeing the guy.

Hmmm.

:thinking:
 
Johnny Depp insists that he didn't throw an iPhone at Amanda Heard's face.

But you know what?

I think he did that shit, I really do.
 
I'm not interested in fighting the so-called War Against Christmas.

Every once in awhile someone lays that on me - how they're pissed when people say Happy Holidays instead of Marry Christmas - and I can tell they expect me to join in.

I guess because I'm very white and old.

But no. If I never hear the word Christmas again in my life, I'd be pretty happy about that.
 
I'm a little conflicted when people tell me Merry Christmas. I never wanna be an ass to someone who's trying to be friendly and well meaning. But it feels like as a Jew, even an atheist one, I can't be going around uttering Christmas greetings. So it usually goes something like "yeah thanks, you too". Occasionally throw in a Happy New Year :dunno:
 
The tellers at the bank are becoming extra annoying as fuck.


‘How is your day going?’

‘What are your plans for the weekend?’

‘Hope you have a merry christmas!’


My day was going fine before this forced stranger small talk.

Like why haven’t machines fully displaced you yet.
 
And invite them.

"Hey, my wife swings, you wanna go with us?"
 
The tellers at the bank are becoming extra annoying as fuck.


‘How is your day going?’

‘What are your plans for the weekend?’

‘Hope you have a merry christmas!’


My day was going fine before this forced stranger small talk.

Like why haven’t machines fully displaced you yet.
I always figure they ask you questions because they're mandated by the government to make sure you're not acting or doing anything that can be considered suspicious