Random thoughts

Bastards found me though. Got a letter sitting here from the office that does Jury Duty.

:fok:

They said last time there was a minimum 3 years before they would call again. This must be damn near 3 years to the day. I remember what was going on when I was on that Jury - the Blue Jays were making mad moves for David Price and Troy Tulowitzki and others. That was into August 2015.

Bastards.

I guess I should open the letter.
 
If you think mangos are trickery wait till you discover avocados
 
Blitty
If you think mangos are trickery wait till you discover avocados
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I mean Jesus Christ could these things be any harder to find at the proper time to be eaten?
 
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I got the strangest hemorrhoid right now.

Usually hemorrhoids, for me, basically come right out the anus and are shaped something like a pencil eraser. But this thing is not on the anus. It's a couple inches over on my ass.

So there is a solid thing under the skin on the back of my ass.

And it's not shaped like a pencil eraser. It basically feels like a domino under there.

Maybe it's not a hemmorhoid. I'm calling it a hemorrhoid but maybe it's a tumor.

I don't know. Something is going on in my ass.
 
It's pretty much gone now. It was all the sitting on my ass last weekend that caused it.

A couple of working days, being on my feet all day, softened it right up.

Hooray for my ass.
 
My barber just raised his price for a haircut again. It has gone from $16 to $18 to $21 - in less than 2 years.

That quite a bit in terms of percentage increase. I feel like I should take my business elsewhere in protest but I can't. Damn them and their excellent manly man barbering experience!


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there's milk that stays good for months now. How did this happen?
 
^^ thanks to Tetra Pak and preservatives. I have been using this milk for about eight/nine years though it has been around for much longer.
 
well I was never much of a milk drinker, but I remember it only lasted 1-2 weeks. Now I have this opened near empty bottle that's been sitting for months, still good.
 
I just don't have time for the shit I don't have time for.

I don't have time for it.

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Childless people who claim they don't have time to do stuff can, with all due respect, suck on my massive curved dick while tickling my hairy dad balls. I could certainly use the action.
 
Matty
Childless people who claim they don't have time to do stuff can, with all due respect, suck on my massive curved dick while tickling my hairy dad balls. I could certainly use the action.
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My brother is always whining about how busy he and his zero children are.

I’ll send him your address for that blow job.

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Matty
Childless people who claim they don't have time to do stuff can, with all due respect, suck on my massive curved dick while tickling my hairy dad balls. I could certainly use the action.
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Okay but my post was not about being busy. It was about disdain. Like if I turn on the TV and there are a bunch of hysterical Americans speaking with absolute certainty about stuff they know nothing about - i.e. Americans being Americans ---> while I might, in a practical sense, have more time than the average father of 3 to watch them bicker stupidly among themselves . . .

I don't have time for it.
 
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