Questions about hookers/whores? Ask the expert betplom!

[RageWizard]

It is supposed to snow like a bastard tomorrow, I will try to get a fresh picture of my cat and me, and my new scarf as well for other purposes that don't involve gamelive stuff.

 

[PuckOff]

Nice of Plommer to start t thread about hookers/whores and not com ein and answer questions or simply make an appearance. I'd call him a Douchebag, but it's Friday. I never start e-fights on Fridays.

 

[Bread]

Plommer is a dick, but that's not really news.

 

[betplom]

What was the question?

 

[MrMonkey]

Plommer, what happened to the Madeline Stowe look-alike that you were dating? She looked like a keeper in the photo?:

 

[PuckOff]

What was the question?

Go to page 2 and read you lazy Newfie.

 

[betplom]

Plommer, what happened to the Madeline Stowe look-alike that you were dating? She looked like a keeper in the photo?:

Nothing happened. Turns out she is a lesbian and speaks very little English - I really had no chance.

 

[MrMonkey]

Nothing happened. Turns out she is a lesbian and speaks very little English - I really had no chance.

Sorry to hear that! Nice looking women should at least be required to be bi-sexual!:thumbup:

 

[pico]

when you're on top of a hooker, is it acceptable to choke her so her snatch starts to spasm right before you come? do you have to pay extra for that or you can just let it roll.

 

[Bread]

Pico, that gets a very uncomfortable

 

[Blitty]

Plommer,

When you get drunk and call multiple craigslist chicks over, and you don't have any money, and all their pimps are at your door, and one is trying to steal your TV for collateral.

What do you do?

 

[MrMonkey]

Plommer,

When you get drunk and call multiple craigslist chicks over, and you don't have any money, and all their pimps are at your door, and one is trying to steal your TV for collateral.

What do you do?

Plommer, you must be the man with this wide range of questions?

 

[RageWizard]

Plommer,

When you get drunk and call multiple craigslist chicks over, and you don't have any money, and all their pimps are at your door, and one is trying to steal your TV for collateral.

What do you do?

You could solve the problem with just a little forethought before you call in the entire cast from craigslist. If you know your broke, don't use your house or apartment. It is probably best to get a roon that they charge by the hour. I suggest going to a truck stop area and look for a motel that does this. They are usually really scummy, but they are cheap, and lets face it your broke and need to get laid.

 

[kato]

awesome

 

[betplom]

Nothing happened. Turns out she is a lesbian and speaks very little English - I really had no chance.

I laughed hard at this, then saw who wrote it and laughed harder.

I crack me up.

 

[roguejuror]

nvm

 

[MrMonkey]

Wait a minute RJ! That's not the the honey who's going to be your wife but she doesn't know it yet? I'm confused! Have to go back and check out the pic!

 

[roguejuror]

Wait a minute RJ! That's not the the honey who's going to be your wife but she doesn't know it yet? I'm confused! Have to go back and check out the pic!

that was just a girl mm, just 17, was joking