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Blitty let's sit side-by-side on the couch outside at the Castle like little homos while Dave goes crazy and puts on a show for us!!!
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Vibrating chair!!!! Owowowowowow
 
dave do you get alot of sun? wear alot of sunscreen?

how much do you golf?

have you ever gotten a puck at a hockey game?


Dave, can you skate?

Dave do you have any nieces or nephews?
 
Hi Archie. Missed you buddy.

Archie
dave do you get alot of sun? wear alot of sunscreen?
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I see the sun only when I'm in transit to attain food.

Archie
how much do you golf?
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None at all, unless you count miniature golf, which I do at parties when one of my adult female friends wants to act like a child. I putt quite well on the concrete.

Archie
have you ever gotten a puck at a hockey game?
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No, and with those fucking safety nets nowadays, I think my window of opportunity has come and gone.

Archie
Dave, can you skate?
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Yes. Well enough to get around, anyway. I play goalie for a reason, not exactly going to burn by anyone on the wing.

Archie
Dave do you have any nieces or nephews?
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Ol' pops had five kids from his first marriage so I have about a dozen of 'em. See my two nephews that live out here in SoCal fairly often, actually just took them to the pool Sunday. The 7 year old saw my angry bird stuffed animal and said "Wow! Cool! I love angry birds! I beat every level!" I said "Yeah, well, I've THREE-STARRED every level, so..." and then he was sad and said "Oh..." Sorry kid, don't come into my house and try to out Angry Bird me.
 
What do the angry birds do?
 
reno cool
What do the angry birds do?
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Generally, they try and rescue their eggs from the evil bastard green pigs that stole them.

Specifically:

Red one is standard
Blue one splits into three and slices through glass/ice
Yellow one accelerates and slices through wood
Black one is a bomb and slices through stone
White one lays bomb eggs
Green one is a boomerang
Fat red one does extra damage
Orange one blows up into a balloon

One must ignore logical fallacies including a) why these birds sacrifice hundreds of themselves to save a nestful of eggs, b) why white bird uses eggs as bombs instead of just repopulating the nest, and c) how pigs can build elaborate defense mechanisms with no opposable thumbs (or arms for that matter).
 
AB put Finland on the map.
 
I saw a t shirt that said: the bird is the word.

And it made me think of one of my favorite Family Guy episodes. Then I started seeing the birds pictured there everywhere. From what I can remember the red one looked the angriest.
 
damn those birds
worse then crack
 
Dave who was the better overall baseball player...

a) Babe Ruth
b) Ted Williams
c) Willie Mays
d) Honus Wagner
e) Stan Musial
f) Scott Rolen

Dave what is next for Jennifer Love Hewitt?

every any preganancy scares with Courntey?
 
reno cool
I saw a t shirt that said: the bird is the word.

And it made me think of one of my favorite Family Guy episodes. Then I started seeing the birds pictured there everywhere. From what I can remember the red one looked the angriest.
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Really? That is one of your favorite episodes? I would rate it as one of the most annoying.

Just goes to show you, doesn't it?

It sure does.
 
Give me a favorite of yours Muddy.

It is kind of annoying but I like the concept of the bird being the word. I had it as my greeting on the cell phone, when Peter meets Jesus:
You've returned, returned to bring us the word.
what word?
da bird bird bird, birds da word etc...
 
Favorite episode? Oh man, I don't know. So much of what I love about Family Guy is about individual moments and gags. It's hard to even remember what cutaways go with what episode.

I'd have to ruminate on that one.
 
they usually end up with a totally different topic than they start with. I haven't followed the show in years. I do remember the first episode that made me say wow this show is something special. It was the one where Peter and the boys got shipwrecked. Lots of stuff in there I'd never expect to see on tv.
 
Will the Conn Smythe winner be Brodeur, Parise, or Kovalchuk?
 
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