Random thoughts

I just popped in to the drug store to pick up some extra large condoms.

That is not an unpleasant experience.
 
Well no, I said it is NOT an unpleasant experience.

You walk in, browse the extra large condoms, make your extra large condom selection and stand in the checkout line holding the extra large condoms.

It's alright.

:shades:

After paying for my extra large condoms the checkout girl said, "Would you like a bag?"

"No thank you," I said.
 
Should have said "I'll wear them out" :dunno:
 
Try to buy adult diapers for grandpa at the store and see what an unpleasant experience is.
 
Pavy
Try to buy adult diapers for grandpa at the store and see what an unpleasant experience is.
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Yeah I suppose.

I have been on missions to procure feminine products in the past. Those are tricky. Women have told me there are so many options it is even tricky for them. What chance do I stand?

But it's all so absurd you can pretty much chuckle through it.

Adult diapers would be a more challenging test of one's zen state.
 
I've bought condoms online before. For my penis.
 
Well I'm glad to hear you are wrapping that thing.

:handshake:
 
Buying wet wipes is more embarrassing than buying condoms.
 
Pavy
Try to buy adult diapers for grandpa at the store and see what an unpleasant experience is.
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done that, agreed
 
RogueJuror
haha are people really embarrassed to buy condom that they have to go online? common
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They're much cheaper online with all the rebates and stuff

:yeahsure:
 
dude they give them away in liberty city

mcb can confirm
 
Daft
I wouldn't go to Liberty City if they were giving away free pussy.
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With the current state of affairs, I would imagine the pussy there is as close to free as it has ever been.
 
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