May be moving to Toronto.

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Matty, what happened to Vegas or SoCal? You giving up on the American Dream already? Don't let Plommer scare you off with stories of the Canadian Dream being superior, nobody can live life without regard for consequences like an American (see Blitty for more info).
 
Rogue, if Matt Rain is going to be a filthy foreigner he's better off being one in Canada.
 
Matty promised me we were going to rent a penthouse in Manhattan together. We could have been rangers fans. Maybe puckoff was right about him....
 
I had typed up a novel in reply to Scholar and 20Four7 then I had a Backspace accident that deleted the whole thing. Too lazy to retype it, so here are the highlights:

- Scholar, I still don't have the required bankroll to make it in Vegas. I'd need to overbet and/or underspend quite a bit and it would just be stressful and unpleasant. Still considering the States, with NYC now being the top option, but Toronto recently came out of nowhere with a solid job offer and a bunch of old friends I hadn't seen in 3 years.

- 20Four7, I don't hate you or anything, but all I know you for is the angry eye you gave me at the bash (like I'd fucked your sister or something - I probably wish I did pal, but I couldn't get laid if I were spotted a horny naked chick, a hotel room and a shanty-like iron cock), your stereotypical anti-Quebec garbage (I rarely read anything other than OT stuff on gambling forums, sorry 'bout that) and your improbable drunken tales. Sue me.
 
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Blitty
Matty promised me we were going to rent a penthouse in Manhattan together. We could have been rangers fans. Maybe puckoff was right about him....
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Dude, I would still rather do that than go back to a 9-to-5 lifestyle, but like I told you, getting some kind of legit, non-gambling-related income out of NYC is not easy for my Canadian ass. I need to be sponsored. I should ask Amby and DanceGirl to adopt me.
 
Matty,

NYC is heaps more expensive than Vegas. I also heard Toronto is the tranny capitol of the world. I think it's perfect for you.

Your friend,
Monkey
 
Monkey, blitty and I found a shitload of reasonably-priced apt listings in and around Manhattan - it looks like prices have come down or at least stagnated since I checked back in 2004. No doubt that these places would be crappy and quite small, but it would be perfect just to crash there and maybe bang the odd tranny while blitty is out collecting phone numbers and dodging angry pimps.
 
Matty, if you go to NYC I will guarantee you that I get you laid by a non-tranny. Now that's friendship.
 
You're a real pal, pal. :highfive:

(I would ask what's wrong with trannies, but I don't feel like getting tangled up in yet another cultural clash today.)
 
Matt Rain
your stereotypical anti-Quebec garbage (I rarely read anything other than OT stuff on gambling forums, sorry 'bout that) and your improbable drunken tales. Sue me.
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Does this mean we'd never be facebook pals as well?
 
Pucky, I'm dead certain that you would never have a Facebook account, so the point is moot. You're an adorable angry man.
 
Come to Toronto Matt Rain. Think about it. This could be us:

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Matt Rain
Pucky, I'm dead certain that you would never have a Facebook account, so the point is moot. You're an adorable angry man.
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Why are you dead certain that I do not have a facebook account?

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I'm actually a very happy person :)
 
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Mudcat
Come to Toronto Matt Rain. Think about it. This could be us:

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That visual just sealed the deal Muddy! :cheers: Start the car and pick me up! You should make it here at 7pm - I'll go downstairs 5 minutes early so you don't have to wait.

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PuckOff
Why are you dead certain that I do not have a facebook account?

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I'm actually a very happy person :)
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You're right pal, it's not cool to have these preconceived notions about people. I will gladly make you my Facebook friend Pucky - let's do it now!
 
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