Oslo terror attack

[Tron]

I fuckin hate terrorists.

Wimps.

 

[Bread]

How could anyone commit mass murder on such a beautiful landscape?

 

[roguejuror]

How could anyone commit mass murder on such a beautiful landscape?

So you they can make easier transition into heaven.

 

[kato]

rj is right

2 wongs don't make a wight

 

[Potato]

No action in my Tippeligaen bets today.

 

[roguejuror]

Potato you're so cold and heartless.

 

[rito]

seems like a rather small # of deaths to cancel bets

 

[Saulty]

seems like a rather small # of deaths to cancel bets

how would you want your bet graded for a game that was never played?

 

[rito]

winner of course pavy, i got people to feed

 

[Bread]

When I lived in Bermuda and we would have Sports Day and I would be forced to run track against all my dark-skinned brethren I would try as hard as I could. This was before I realized that we were built differently. I thought the reason I always finished last was because I was not trying hard enough. I wish they taught the truth to us kids.

They were fast runners and I got the best grades. It's nobody's fault. This is what we are.

lolhaiti.

 

[Bread]

OH! The punchline.

When they asked my why I finished last I would say "Oslo."

 

[rito]

When I lived in Bermuda and we would have Sports Day and I would be forced to run track against all my dark-skinned brethren I would try as hard as I could. This was before I realized that we were built differently. I thought the reason I always finished last was because I was not trying hard enough. I wish they taught the truth to us kids.

They were fast runners and I got the best grades. It's nobody's fault. This is what we are.

lolhaiti.

Good story buddy, but odd placement in this thread.

 

[rito]

OH! The punchline.

When they asked my why I finished last I would say "Oslo."

eh

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

I's slow, massa.

 

[Bread]

And then that one Moll guy busted in and killed me and all my fellow Jedis.

But we didn't care. Because it was cassava pie night. Yes yes.

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

And then that one Moll guy busted in and killed me and all my fellow Jedis.

But we didn't care. Because it was cassava pie night. Yes yes.

Fuckin Moll. He knows how to ruin a party.

 

[roguejuror]

In other important news today moldy your best bet record got reset.

 

[Bread]

o shit