CaliGirl's Match.com Escapades

My god, the last page of this thread made me laugh so hard that I am actually crying. Kato, Jello, Daft, Bread.... :like:
 
thanks jello for summing it up

hitler always gives the loving touch
 
My god, the last page of this thread made me laugh so hard that I am actually crying. Kato, Jello, Daft, Bread.... :like:

just like old times

hai gurl
 
Agreed. Basically I started a match.com thingy. The first 8-10 pages were mostly about my interactions...my hopes, my dreams, my fears. Stevek had had his own match.com thread that was winding down. Then he started surreptitiously posting his escapades in my thread. It was just a couple for the first 10 pages or so but by like the 20th page it was all stevies. He was posting his updates like twice a day. He was posting his weeks after I had given up on match.com and the thread.

What was the name of that one chick with three kids and four DUI's?
 
My god, the last page of this thread made me laugh so hard that I am actually crying. Kato, Jello, Daft, Bread.... :like:

Did you get a kick out of Juror's "oh here it is" linkage. Such a little helper that guy.

I couldn't help but laugh myself?
 
What was the name of that one chick with three kids and four DUI's?

That's the thing. I never really even read steve's updates. Sorry steve. I still love you though, but I wasn't around for your thread when it was hot so I wasn't all that interested.

CaliGirl, you might need to start a new match.com thread. Sry!
 
No Cali don't start a new thread. Keep this one going. It will be huge by the time it's all said and done (never).
 
Hitler be making BITCHE'S GRAPE TREMBLE!!!!
 
muddy will be pissed if this eclipses the random thoughts thread

mmsenco called it 1st btw
 
Hitler is CRUSHING that fraulein.

"Who's your Fuhrer? who. is. your. FUHRER?!?"
 
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this shit blows
 
No Cali don't start a new thread. Keep this one going. It will be huge by the time it's all said and done (never).

obiwonkanobi shit right der
 
i might have to start a new one though, because i'm not getting much help on who to date next. not that i need help, but i'll totally take your advice, you guys were right about that asshole i was dating...
 
i might have to start a new one though, because i'm not getting much help on who to date next. not that i need help, but i'll totally take your advice, you guys were right about that asshole i was dating...

step 1

run, don't walk from men 38+
 
step 1

run, don't walk from men 38+

:(

I say go for the one that I said looked like Amby. Amby is a good guy, loves to drink and might even do a little skiing from time to time. Maybe this guy does too.
 
Great. Only 7 weeks until I can forget about my chances of ever hooking up with kato.

hahahaha

i never discriminate.

cali is looking for a life partner, she is 25. men over 38 will just use her holes.