CaliGirl's Match.com Escapades

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Cali, I love you like the girlfriend I'll never have, pal.

Having said that if I were you, young, attractive, female, in NYC I would be using my vagina so much that I wouldn't recognize it after a few days.

Why are you on here typing pal? Get out there and use that vag!

Common!
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:lmao: good stuff. Plommer always comes through.
 
Cali is in my hood going to all my local restaurants and bars tonight.

Ugh, we always have these bridge and tunnel dirty jerzey people coming out here and polluting our neighborhood.
















jk Cali :propeller:
 
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Cali, I love you like the girlfriend I'll never have, pal.

Having said that if I were you, young, attractive, female, in NYC I would be using my vagina so much that I wouldn't recognize it after a few days.

Why are you on here typing pal? Get out there and use that vag!

Common!
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Hahahahah thanks baby. I mainly gamelive from my phone while on the train or waiting for friends or going to the bathroom (joke). Or while at work. For example right now I am getting a pedicure.
 
Fuck u blitty I lived in ur New hood for 2years. Also I was on the lower east side. You live in the east village. U don't even know your neighborhood borders. Hahah
 
CGNJ, haven't read all the posts here but anyway you can tell another short story or two bout what you like to do to a man's penis? I really enjoyed those escapades of yours and MrsM told me to forget bout any kind of backrub tonight within the last half hour! I heard her tell Peanut we are locking the door tonight! Honest to God no kidding! :sad:
 
so locking the doors isn't an euphemism for wild Monkey sex?
 
CaliGirlNJ
Fuck u blitty I lived in ur New hood for 2years. Also I was on the lower east side. You live in the east village. U don't even know your neighborhood borders. Hahah
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Settle down cali.

It's an 8 minute walk away from me.
 
Houston devides the east village and lower east side. The difference is pretty major. In the les you get $500 bottle service at speakeasy style lounges. In the village you get $3 pbr's. I love them both.
 
Wow Blitty is getting BURIED pretty swiftly here boys. Someone throw this poor kid a shovel.
 
Badnina
so locking the doors isn't an euphemism for wild Monkey sex?
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:lmao: In my mind yes, in MrsM's no!

Nina, if CGNJ can't satisfy me today, could you pinch hit for her! Can't forgrt the pic of that rear view of that sweet lady walking through the door! But I could use a good story to go along with it! :kiss:
 
Don't put down the fact that I live in nj regarding nyc. I lived there for 6 years. A newbie like blitty hasn't even begun to experience nyc. It's ok we were all newbies once. But don't put me down for choosing to save commute time and money and call me bridge and tunnel. That is such a put down and couldn't be farther from the truth. I am a new Yorker who happens to live in nj. I spend more money and time going out and shopping in nyc than actual New yorkers do.
 
Ok Mr monkey what may I do for you?
Ur getting laid tonite. U don't need my help.
 
CaliGirlNJ
Don't put down the fact that I live in nj regarding nyc. I lived there for 6 years. A newbie like blitty hasn't even begun to experience nyc. It's ok we were all newbies once. But don't put me down for choosing to save commute time and money and call me bridge and tunnel. That is such a put down and couldn't be farther from the truth. I am a new Yorker who happens to live in nj. I spend more money and time going out and shopping in nyc than actual New yorkers do.
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Maybe you could jump off one of those bridges on the way to NYC next time... :dunno:
 
Why would you want that? I thought you like me.
Is it bc I didn't write dirty thugs today? I'm happy to do so. Give me a topic.
 
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