CaliGirl's Match.com Escapades

[Bay Bud]

Baybud, theres the this place in SoCal called El Cholo. They have been making cheese enchilada's since 1924. Remarkably Delicious.

don't believe i've ever had the pleasure. been a while since i was in l.a. area, been to s.d. several times in last 20 years.

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

basically.
also just to get my head back in the game. just fun. why not. when i go out with my girls guys get intimidated.

LMAO. Sure.

Come the fuck on.

 

[Archie]

you really said that about you and your friends Cali????

you big liar! do you seriously think that?

who are you trying to fool?

 

[Archie]

don't believe i've ever engaged in contortions or bending as far as pissing goes. unless i'm singing some old dean martin or buddy holly songs while pissing.

video of you pissing and singing peggy sue or ban

 

[Blitty]

Its a 6-1 ratio of girls to guys in NYC. Maybe in jersey guys get intimidated

 

[Archie]

I'd never walk up to a crowd of 12 chicks and talk to a girl that I thought was really hot, in front of her friends....

that would be intimidating...

hell 2 on 1 can be intimidating

 

[Archie]

meeting big al 5 years ago was scary as hell

she was dealing black jack at this little back room old fashioned polish bar here in chicago.

I used to just go an play even though i can't really even add the cards up to 21, just so I could talk to her

she was different from the other dealers though

I got nervous..... but then I posted a thread at SBR and Uglyluck.com asking my "friends" how I should go about approaching her

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

I'd never walk up to a crowd of 12 chicks and talk to a girl that I thought was really hot, in front of her friends....

that would be intimidating...

hell 2 on 1 can be intimidating

Of course, you wouldn't. That's why you post on multiple forums with multiple accounts 18 hours per day...

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

meeting big al 5 years ago was scary as hell

she was dealing black jack at this little back room old fashioned polish bar here in chicago.

I used to just go an play even though i can't really even add the cards up to 21, just so I could talk to her

she was different from the other dealers though

I got nervous..... but then I posted a thread at SBR and Uglyluck.com asking my "friends" how I should go about approaching her

Cute story. Tricky situation. So, how did you ask her out? Did you do it in front of five strangers at the table who are also engaging her in conversation? Did you run behind her when she went on break? Or did you stalk her outside in the parking lot?

 

[wal66]

meeting big al 5 years ago was scary as hell

she was dealing black jack at this little back room old fashioned polish bar here in chicago.

I used to just go an play even though i can't really even add the cards up to 21, just so I could talk to her

she was different from the other dealers though

I got nervous..... but then I posted a thread at SBR and Uglyluck.com asking my "friends" how I should go about approaching her

Blatant mocking right there.

I couldn't find the Yellow Card smilie.

 

[reno cool]

ooh, Wally pretty sharp after all. I didn't think of it. these guys have memories like elephants

 

[Archie]

I didn't approach her

I'm still lonely

the girls at the strip club love me though

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

I didn't approach her

I'm still lonely

the girls at the strip club love me though

You're probably better off. Meaningless flings with gorgeous girls whenever you feel like it are far better than tying yourself down to a single piece of bland, nagging pussy the rest of your life.

 

[Matty]

Woah.

 

[Archie]

we talking about whores right? full circle

carry on Cali

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

we talking about whores right? full circle

carry on Cali

Yes. Everyone is intimidated by whores, Archie. Now you understand.

 

[wal66]

Arch, serious question for ya.

If it were anyone else that said multiple things at various times they would be called out, why should Cali be any different?

 

[betplom]

It's like Archie knows exactly what to say to get F0cker to chime in on a thread.