CaliGirl's Match.com Escapades

you don't fok as much as fiver does

be cool cali
 
well shirlock maybe you should stop going out in a fucking group. Maybe go as a pair or quite hanging around pussies. FFS there has to be another reason because this is just bleeding bullshit.

i dont go out in a group Watson. I go out with one or two friends. I'm not a "Group" type of person. I like to thigns witha couple or a few friends. sorry i wasn't clear, but jesus did your response have to be so rude?

my bad, all your talk has given me the wrong impression then...no harm meant by that statement btw...im quite the whore, as are a lot of us here... hooking up with someone just to get fucked so that maybe you will forget about another person is very amateur though...

wait, are you saying you have only had sex with 2 guys in your life? :clueless:

for future reference:
- liking to fuck and enjoying dirty sex doens't make a person a whore. think of the saying "a lady in public and a whore in the bedroom", meaning wild and carefree in bed. that does not mean its with multiple people.
- I have had sex with a lot more than 2 men in my10 years since I lost my virginity.
- In the past 14 months I have slept with 3 men. one was this guy i've been talking about. one was an old friend. the other was a one night stand.
- I never ever said i was looking just to fuck someone.

Carry on Cali

its your thread

and you are enhancing this forum

keep contributing

no it's ok, continue as you were.
 
OKAY HERE IS MY MATCH.COM PROFILE

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ok you cant read that at all..... here is what it says

Hello!

I'm originally from California, and moved to New Jersey by way of NYC, where I lived for almost 5 years. I’ve lived in NJ for a little over a year, and have made some amazing new friends here in “Jerz”. I still go into NYC often to see my friends there, sometimes just for dinner, other times for an entire weekend. I love that it’s only a 45 minute drive/train ride away.

I enjoy trying new places and new things, and love going out with friends to dinner or out for drinks. I like to cook, though I don't cook as often as I would like. On Sunday's you can usually find me having brunch in the city with friends (love the excuse to drink with breakfast) or going to my favorite local coffee shop in NJ and to the gym.

As to work, I am a mid-level manager in marketing/sales at a local arts organization. I really enjoy working in the performing arts industry, and I adore marketing. It’s a win-win situation.

As to college, I majored in Theatre Management, with two minors in Theatre History and Arts Administration. After graduating I attended NYU and received my professional degree in Arts Administration.

My family, for the most part, is still in California. I try to get back to visit them once in the summer and once in the winter, and my folks visit me about 4 times a year. I am very close with my parents, and think of them as two of my best friends.

Some interesting things:
- I adore trying new foods. If I could, I would travel the world and learn the different cultures through their food.
- I can say the alphabet backwards, tie a tie and do a cartwheel, just not all at the same time.
- I believe in cocktail hour, and good company.
- The ocean scares me at first, but once I'm in the water I don't want to get out.
- I volunteered in Africa for 1 month, 3 years ago (that seems so long ago now), and I can honestly say that it was one of, if not the, most amazing experiences of my life.
- LGBT rights are really important to me. I couldn't date someone who doesn't believe in equal rights. I even marched in this years Pride day parade with my company.

I'm looking to meet someone who keeps me on my toes, who can make me laugh and make me smile. With my work schedule and being new-ish to the area, it makes it difficult to meet "eligible men", for lack of a better term. ;-)

I feel that a lot of the men I meet are young, maybe not in actual age, but in maturity. I'd like to meet someone who is secure with himself and in life. Someone who can be spontaneous and have a good time, and who gets along with most people he meets. I think it's important that when two people get into a relationship, they become each others best friends as well. Of course it is also important to keep your own set of friends, as well as mutual, to help keep it all balanced.

My friends would say that I'm friendly, outgoing, and positive. I’d say that I am smiley, bubbly, fun and funny. I like learning having fun and being independent, and I also love spending time with the people who are important to me. I'm easy-going and would rather let things roll of my back then get into silly arguments with the people I'm close with.

I've very mature for my age - I think it comes from moving around a lot as a child and always being involved in the arts and volunteering.

My goal right now is to enjoy life, while starting to really think about the future.

If you write me an e-mail and I don't respond back right away, don't worry! I usually check match on my cell phone, but I like to wait and write back from my Macbook.

Cheers!
 
For Fun: In my free time I often go out with friends to local bars and restaurants and I like to go into the city to see old friends. You can usually find me relaxing and just enjoying life, or shopping, going for a run, or cooking.

Favorite Hot Spots: My "local hot spots" are mainly in NYC, though I do enjoy a lot of local restaurants and bars. My "local hot spots" are mainly in NYC, though I do enjoy a lot of local restaurants and bars.

My favorite things: the arts, NYC, the beach, cooking, cocktails, showtime TV, football, and classic rock.

Last Read: I read New York Magazine every week... I love the crossword puzzle in the back. I read a lot of blogs about new media marketing... I ought to read real books more often.
 
how did you take a pic of a page like that?
 
screen shot, then scroll down, take another, scroll down and take another. then put them all into photoshop and edit it into one image.
 
for future reference:
- liking to fuck and enjoying dirty sex doens't make a person a whore. think of the saying "a lady in public and a whore in the bedroom", meaning wild and carefree in bed. that does not mean its with multiple people.

I'm more familiar with the term "A lady in the streets and a freak in the sheets".
 
hmmm, wonder how my match.com profile might read...

intro: soon-to-be 57-year-old male from the texas hill country interested in as long-term relationship as the good lord will allow. your age not all that important but prefer a woman who has already gone through menopause because i sure don't want to put up with that shit again.

i like fishing, writing, light recreational gambling and gardening/yardwork. it doesn't really matter what you like because you will either like to do what i do or you'll be getting the fuck out.

for fun: i go to gruene hall and catch live music of all genres except bubblegum pop and that plastic country crap that comes out of nashville. also like to make my own beer and cook huge honkin' pots of soup, chili and stew. got a recipe for mulligatawny that will curl your toenails.

favorite hot spots: gruene hall, weren't you listening when i told you that the first time?! also prefer saltwater fishing over freshwater, but either is fine.

my favorite things: i believe i've already mentioned fishing, gambling and going to gruene hall. also enjoy seeing the sun come up in the morning, mowing great fields of grass, living amongst the critters, homegrown tomatoes, other homegrown things, old movies from the 30s-60s, sipping martini's and my lifelong quest for the best cheese enchiladas known to mankind. oh, and hats, i love all kinds of hats, it's my only wardrobe fetish. i'll spend $150-$250 on a nice hat if i want it but always go cheap on my levi 501's, shirts, shorts, etc.

last read: jack higgins - the judas gate, believe there are only three higgins novels i haven't read. only read about one novel a month during baseball season, 2-3 per month in the offseason. about to start an old w.p. kinsella hardback i've had laying around for a while titled box socials.

favorite movies: dr. strangelove, any old hitchcock, the thin man series, the sting and long gone, the greatest baseball comedy to ever appear on the big screen.

favorite foods: pretty much open to anything but yellow squash. i'm a cranky old man with a cranky old colon, so i don't get to eat a lot of my favorite foods any longer like tacos de lingua, fried okra and beef brisket. but i still enjoy all seafood, slow-cooked baby back pork ribs, migas, grilled cheese, creamed spinach and the green giant le sueur peas.

religion/politics: i'm the only member of my church and the only member of my political party. feel free to worship and vote as you wish, just don't expect me to follow. and don't bring any of those right-wing, born-again asshats to the house or as god is my witness, i'll moon 'em and they'll see my droopy old man balls.

general quirks: i wear socks with my jesus shoes, you may call them sandals. not the old rubber thong type, but your general sandal type footwear. it's not because i'm a goofy old man with no fashion sense, but because my feat sweat and the jesus shoes all end up stinking in two weeks if i don't wear socks.

i don't need an alarm clock to wake up in the mornings. i tell myself when i lay down the night before that i need to be up at 4:15, 5:05, whatever, and i wake up at that time. i haven't slept past 9:20 a.m. since 1994, and that was a night on the ale and getting in at 4:30.

if you want to know more, e-mail me at [email protected]. you can check out the photo on my facebook page, that's about two years ago with one of the short-bus cats i feed. only thing that has changed is i lost the mustache and goatee but kept a long patch of beard just below my lower lip. believe the kids these days call that a soul patch or a taint tickler, not sure.
 
i don't need an alarm clock to wake up in the mornings. i tell myself when i lay down the night before that i need to be up at 4:15, 5:05, whatever, and i wake up at that time. i haven't slept past 9:20 a.m. since 1994, and that was a night on the ale and getting in at 4:30.

That's impressive man. I want this ability.
 
Bay Bud, you definitely got some skillz man.

Your style is also very familiar - I just can't put my finger on it, yet.

Cali, you should include your "crying photo" in your profile, guys love that shit.
 
nice write up BB

when you wake up at those ungodly hours

how often are you sporting wood? that's what the girls want to know

I'm 33 and I am starting to notice some mornings I can wake up and piss straight away without any contortions or bending
 
Your style is also very familiar - I just can't put my finger on it, yet.

let me know when you do, i've just always thought it was just sarcastic old-man style.
 
Baybud, theres the this place in SoCal called El Cholo. They have been making cheese enchilada's since 1924. Remarkably Delicious.
 
when you wake up at those ungodly hours
archie, there is nothing ungodly about 4:37 a.m.. it's perhaps the most godly time of day. i am guessing that 54.32% of all mammals are up and moving at that time of day.

how often are you sporting wood? that's what the girls want to know

depends on your, and the other ladies', definition of wood.

I'm 33 and I am starting to notice some mornings I can wake up and piss straight away without any contortions or bending
don't believe i've ever engaged in contortions or bending as far as pissing goes. unless i'm singing some old dean martin or buddy holly songs while pissing.
 
Bay Bud, you definitely got some skillz man.

Your style is also very familiar - I just can't put my finger on it, yet.

Cali, you should include your "crying photo" in your profile, guys love that shit.



I think you figured it out the same time I did

HERMAN

Bay Bud how many wins do you think Kentucky gets before the big dance this year?