Matty 20

[Matty]

Made a drunken bet with Fiver the other night. It involves losing 20 pounds in 2 months. 205 to 185. 50 dollars are in play. Deadline is July 12.

My actual goal is to make it down to 2009 levels, i.e. 175ish.

Daily updates will be posted in this thread.

Fiver is a sucker.

 

[fiveteamer]

I made the bet to motivate you.

 

[Mudcat]

20 pounds in 2 months is definitely do-able. I have needed to lose weight quite a few times in my life and once I start serious dieting, the pattern usually goes: lose 4-6 pounds the first week, then 2-3 pounds per week on average after that. That would get you over the hump with room to spare.

I can't speculate as to your level of discipline and will-power, but in my experience, it is do-able.

 

[Matty]

Like I said, 175 is my real goal. 185 will easily be reached, maybe under a month. 175lbs would bring me down to ~10% body fat - much more of a challenge.

I've been eating utter crap and not exercising for months, I'm surprised I didn't balloon up farther than 205.

Only exercises involved are push-ups, power walks to work (2 miles/3 kms) and a daily hour of ping pong.

We're gonna do this.

 

[Tron]

The more overweight you are the easier it is to lose weight rapidly.


So in other words, start writing that check fiveteamer.


MATTAATTTTTTTTAAAYYYYYYYYY I'm just bustin your balls pal!

 

[Matty]

No offense taken Daffay. I am a disgusting ball of lard right now.

 

[fiveteamer]

Join the fukkin gym man I don't understand why you don't do that. Right around the corner.

 

[Bread]

You two are absolutely, disgustingly, puke-inducing adorable together.

 

[stevek173]

I predict Matty wins this bet

 

[Matty]

You two are absolutely, disgustingly, puke-inducing adorable together.

weeeeeeeeee

 

[Matty]

Join the fukkin gym man I don't understand why you don't do that. Right around the corner.

To do what? I'm not doing cardio machines. Stuff is for women and cops who need to chase the bad guys.

 

[Tron]

Matty knows that if he just changes what he puts in his mouth that the weight will fall off.


Matty hosed fiveteamer on this bet. Just be thankful he didn't make this a $250 squeeze play, fiver.

 

[Bread]

Robyn says for Matty to just start blasting some lines again. Easy kin winner.

 

[kato]

win/win

 

[Matty]

I didn't lose much weight when I was doing coke daily. I'd not eat for 24 hours then I'd crash so hard that I'd be too messed-up to go out and get food, so I'd order a greasy pizza topped with bacon.

In other words, calm down Rubyn.

 

[kato]

matty-

do it for the kids

love you

kato

 

[senco78]

all these GL metros wanting to lose weight... and I'm trying to gain weight

 

[Bread]

i'll blast some lines right nwo. I don't give a

then i'll suck some kin cocks and then i'll pose for a picture with someone interesting.

Good luck, Matty.