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tacomax, how high this guy rates? 1-10, 10 being the highest

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Blitty
I'm guessing you were more of a pepper fan...? Most English guys like gingers, no?
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Lunchbox was smoking hot but if pushed, I'd have probably opted for the ginger. She had very dry lips, though. That's never a good sign.

Blitty
Did lunchbox say anything about me?I don't know how but I'm pretty sure I creeped her out at some point...
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I'm not sure you could deduce a lot from their actions, they were trashed the whole weekend. You might have been out at the beer festival when this happened but they went out for some "fresh air" sometime on Saturday. They were gone for hours. In the end, carrot top dude somehow randomly found them walking on the street and picked them up. And those streets aren't streets you want to walk when you're nice looking girls.
 
RogueJuror
When you jacked off in the shower in Detroit, who were you picturing in your mind?
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OK, so I lied about jacking off in the shower.

But it was Sunday morning, I think. I got up early because somebody was snoring or something so I went to the bathroom for a pee and this bathroom door didn't have a lock on it. That's bad at the best if times but really bad where there were 10+ people in the house. So I was washing my hands and carrot top's girlfriend (that surprised me, I thought he was gay) came in without her top on. My first thought was "wow, free tits in the morning" which was closely followed by "how fukkin' awkward would that have been if I was having a Brad Pitt".

But if I did jack off in the shower I would have probably be thinking of those free tits.
 
tacomax
I'm not sure you could deduce a lot from their actions, they were trashed the whole weekend. You might have been out at the beer festival when this happened but they went out for some "fresh air" sometime on Saturday. They were gone for hours. In the end, carrot top dude somehow randomly found them walking on the street and picked them up. And those streets aren't streets you want to walk when you're nice looking girls.
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Yep I was there, remember I got a ride with them to the beer fest right after that occurred.
 
Bread
Are you easier to understand than English Mike?
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Never spoken to him but I'd guess he is easier to understand. I'm Northern and he's Southern, I think, which is less of a broad accent.

Bread
Margaret Thatcher: Pioneer or just another lesbo?
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She gets a lot of stick, she's probably the most hated Prime Minister in history and there will probably be parties in the streets when she dies but she did more long term good for the country than anyone in the past or ever will in the future (aside from Winston Churchill possibly since he did stop Hitler and that was cool).
 
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