Worst shootout attempt ever!

[Matty]

Habs win! Habs win!

 

[vagabond]

Matty, can you translate this ?

[video]http://www.youporn.com/watch/297081/skinny-french-girl/?from=search_full&pos=6[/video]

 

[Matty]

Hi, my name is Julie and I like penis?

(Wild guess - the site is blocked at work.)

 

[vagabond]

If you ever get time outside work to watch it, let us know.

 

[stevek173]

This is just outstanding.

 

[Blitty]

Haha, Matty don't forget. Funny ish.

 

[Matty]

I really wanna see it now. Ima have to sneak my tablet into the washroom and connect to the guest Wi-Fi.

Lesdoit.

 

[PuckOff]

Unreal!!! This will be on all time sports bloopers for years to come.

 

[PuckOff]

Blitty, this is the sort of shit that happens when you play with a long stick. You're headed to play in a tourney in Vegas soon so make sure to cut that stick down.

 

[reno cool]

at least the guy was trying to make a move. the worst is those guys who come straight in and shoot into the goalie or wide.

 

[Mudcat]

That was not strong.

 

[Matty]

About that French porn - oh man, I couldn't watch more than 2 minutes, the girl is nasty and retarded. She's acting silly on purpose, saying that her name is Cungonde (outmoded French-from-France name), that she's a singer and that she likes to suck on things, anything. Dumb cunt thinks she's being funny.

2 Mathieus sur 10 :down:

 

[rito]

I just watched the shootout attempt. Lol

 

[InTheHole]

Nothing will ever beat this, EVER!

 

[Matty]

Oh man, tough call.

 

[Bread]

I refuse to partake in this thread.

 

[Matty]

Dude, there's French porn.

 

[vagabond]

Is she French or French-Canadian ?