Who is hotter Katie Perry or Kate Upton?

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My wife looks better below the belt then Katie Perry
 
Her knees are terrible and her calves don't have a single ounce of definition...they look long and soft...shorts and dresses are not her friend.
 
Still....great rack and flat stomach...I like her face but...I need a rear end view...I think she is upside down fat.
 
Generally I like my bitches pasty like my sister Brenda. Brenda's stinkstar is light pink which I'd choose over a darker brown. But with Brenda at home I choose Kate.
 
I'll go with Upton. Nice HUGE natural JUGS.
 
it's a tie, we dont have no more posters :dunno:
 
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One thing contributing factor -

Katie's music FUCKING SUCKS :whengy:
 
Cats > dogs
 
There was a point during the Super Bowl halftime show - right around this point


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and my buddy Bert and I suddenly exchanged glances and one of us said, "I really don't think this is meant for us."
 
one of those beach balls looked very sad.
I was kinda forced to watch the whole thing and I'm gonna say it wasn't too bad.

She kinda has an originslish(?) look. Kinda of a bulky, big girl. Not overly shapely, interesting. The music really terrible but she made it work ok.
The Missy Eliot dancers nice moves :up: eventhough I dislike her songs.

Yeah like Mudcat said its kind goofy, not for us, but thats ok. I appreciate this a lot more than the Bruno mars unoriginal crap last year
 
Missy's hair looked like it was cut fresh from a horse right around the end of the first quarter.
 
it crossed my mind that the wig might fall off
 
There was a point during the Super Bowl halftime show - right around this point


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and my buddy Bert and I suddenly exchanged glances and one of us said, "I really don't think this is meant for us."

I view this as a tiebreaker and Kate wins.
 
You know what I noticed.......

Men are seen as overly visual based horny creatures but in a span of 2 hours I saw film trailers for Fifty Shades Of Grey and Magic Mike XXL.

These films are geared toward women and will make a killing at the box office.

Magic Mike is basically 2 hours of watching some dudes with no shirts on and Fifty Shades appeals to every horny female fantasy.



So, where are the films for the overly visual, sex crazed men?


We only get PornHub?


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