Who here has the tiniest ding dong?

[FairWarning]

Are they the black jelly beans? I may make an exception here if so.

 

[Blitty]

What the hell?

Skype sex?

Does he put a quarter next to it for reference purposes?

That's hot.

I didn't realize it was only cyber with you guys. I guess I was mistaken when I said fluid exchange in the past..

 

[Matty]

I feel like my questions are being ignored on purpose.

Are FW and IAG an Internet couple? What's going on here?

 

[Archie]

I don't like Black Jelly Beans

FW do you?

 

[IAG]

I don't like them either Archie.

 

[FairWarning]

I don't like Black Jelly Beans

FW do you?

yes

 

[bacon]

I will put my ding dong and jelly beans in your pizza and I won't ask questions

 

[Archie]

I like Pizza alot

I've been craving pizza alot lately

 

[Matty]

So... how do you guys fake oral? You use props or you just lick the lens? Can modern webcams focus that close?

The logistics of it just fascinate me.

Educate a brother out.

 

[Archie]

extra cheese from pizza hut is what i'm craving now

or cheese lovers with extra sauce

 

[Matty]

I like four cheese or bacon on top of a double layer of mozzarella.

How about lighting? How much you spend on lighting equipment? Lighting can enhance the video experience tremendously.

I hope you guys invested in good lighting equipment. I can recommend people, just let me know.

 

[IAG]

I used to like pepperoni, but now prefer mushrooms and onion pizza.

Matty, what are your thoughts on Leah Remini? I have a mad crush on Kevin James.

 

[Matty]

I would e-sex her with e-impunity.

 

[Blitty]

Has anyone at this forum had non e-sex with real people in real life before?

 

[Archie]

 

[Matty]

I like to knead my dough in front of everyone. If you catch my drift.

 

[Cougar Bait]

extra cheese from pizza hut is what i'm craving now

or cheese lovers with extra sauce

You can do better than Pizza Hut Arch you live in fucking Chicago.

 

[Mudcat]

Jon Stewart on Chicago pizza: