When you lose a Facebook friend do you try to figure out who it is?

[MonkeyF0cker]

I immediately find out who it is, sneak into their backyard, climb onto the limb of a tree/break into their house, and take pictures of them while they are coming out of the shower/bath.

If it's a girl, I Photoshop an outie, a C-section scar, and chest hair. If it's a guy, I give him a nub for a penis.

Then, I proceed to hack into their Facebook account, post/tag the picture(s) in as many places as I can, and mass email them through a spambot.

 

[roguejuror]

you know how to write spambots monkey?

I was recently reading an article of a guy who wrote a twitterbot with affi links and made over $7k in one week, until Twitter caught up to it.

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

Just need a DB of email addresses. Not hard, Roguey.

 

[FairWarning]

If Ray Ray deleted me, i would be crushed.

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

I deleted Casper. Does that count?

Don't flatter yourself. I deleted you butterball.

 

[rito]

Remember the day when casper flipped out and deleted all of gamelive from his facebook.

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

Remember the day when casper flipped out and deleted all of gamelive from his facebook.

That also never happened. Do you just make false comments because you are that delusional or are you just bored?

 

[rito]

That also never happened. Do you just make false comments because you are that delusional or are you just bored?

It happened.

But yes I do troll you because I am bored and need to blow off steam after losing that rockies under.

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

It happened.

But yes I do troll you because I am bored and need to blow off steam after losing that rockies under.

Deleting 2 people does not constitute ALL the Gamelive people I had on Facebook. In fact, I have quite a few still on my Facebook. You just don't happen to be one of them. Sorry you feel so excluded.

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

Deleting 2 people does not constitute ALL the Gamelive people I had on Facebook. In fact, I have quite a few still on my Facebook. You just don't happen to be one of them. Sorry you feel so excluded.

BIG loss, durito. HUGE.

 

[rito]

BIG loss, durito. HUGE.

I know, 7 runs with 2 outs in bottom of the 8th. Fucking lame. Oh you were talking about the dipshit and facebook.

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

I know, 7 runs with 2 outs in bottom of the 8th. Fucking lame. Oh you were talking about the dipshit and facebook.

Wrong 3 times in one day. Man, it must suck to be you.

 

[rito]

Wrong 3 times in one day. Man, it must suck to be you.

What exactly was I wrong about?

Yea my life sucks.

Im broke loser living in a third world mudhut right?

 

[Badnina]

Don't flatter yourself. I deleted you butterball.

You are such a liar. And a bad one. For once it would be nice to see you be half way credible.

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

Durito, you should go tout and get a job as a bartender for the summer. Then, move to Vegas and lose the little money you made during the summer to the casinos here.

How great would life be then?

 

[tullamore]

I wish I could get Caspers clients posting here.

 

[rito]

I dont think Im qualified to bartend. Maybe to wash dishes.

Casper probably has a better roi on baseball than i do.

Thank god for soccer and football.

 

[tullamore]

I actually enjoy washing dishes.

Don't really understand why but whatever