When you lose a Facebook friend do you try to figure out who it is?

[MonkeyF0cker]

I'm actually gonna be sad to see the MLB season end. One of my best so far this year.

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

You are such a liar. And a bad one. For once it would be nice to see you be half way credible.

Not lying chubby cheeks. Go back to stroking Blitty's cock Rosie.

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

Durito, you should go tout and get a job as a bartender for the summer. Then, move to Vegas and lose the little money you made during the summer to the casinos here.

How great would life be then?

(Rimshot) crowd stays silent.

crickets chirping

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

(Rimshot) crowd stays silent.

crickets chirping

(Rimshot) crowd stays silent.

Chickens barking.

Ants mooing.

 

[rito]

(Rimshot) crowd stays silent.

crickets chirping

You ever wonder why you are on the only professional gambler that has to bartend to make ends meet? You know other pros that bet $257.45 on MLB Rls at shit prices?

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

You ever wonder why you are on the only professional gambler that has to bartend to make ends meet? You know other pros that bet $257.45 on MLB Rls at shit prices?

You ever wonder why you stalk posters and make comments that are factually proven wrong? Ever wonder why you spend countless hours writing and talking about me? Ever wonder what my cock tastes like? I would love to bet you do. Now what would be a good price on that bet you dumb fuck?

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

(Rimshot) crowd stays silent.

Chickens barking.

Ants mooing.

Monkey's hiding. You forgot that one pussy.

 

[Badnina]

Dear Casper,

I have only told the truth for months regarding the whole stupid ass story of my deleting you in the middle of your little girl dramafest meltdown. Funny how now you decide that you did the deleting. My only regret is ever inviting you here in the first place. You bring nothing of value to the table. You are a joke. Everyone except for Cali makes fun of you. We are not laughing with you. We are pointing and laughing at you. Not only are you a joke, you are a sorry excuse for a person. And please note, that while I can be brutally honest with you and tell you flat out how things are here in reality land, you have to resort to childish name calling and cheap cuss words. And if you are delusional enough to actually believe the crap that you post, then all I have to say is I want one of those rainbow colored glittering unicorns that have to live in Casper World. Now do everyone a favor and go post somewhere where people can at least tolerate you.

 

[Teela]

I've been deleted many times. Somehow, I still manage to wake up in the morning.




...Not without trying to end my life each night with a bottle of tylenol and peach schnapps.

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

I've been deleted many times. Somehow, I still manage to wake up in the morning.




...Not without trying to end my life each night with a bottle of tylenol and peach schnapps.

You're doing it wrong. Here, let me show you...