What was your last google search.

Negatory. Was wondering about the whole planet. Answer seems to be: our most recent common ancestor lived roughly 3000 years ago. Thought it would be less than that.

Who were they?
 
Who were they?

No definitive answer. If you take isolated tribes into account, our most recent common ancestor probably lived several 10's of thousands of years ago (Upper Paleolithic era.) For Western Europeans alone, the MRCA could've lived in Viking times, around 1000 AD.
 
isn't swimming an innate skill in humans

(Apparently not, but I think it depends on your definition of "swimming".)
 
Okay that generated a lot of porn that is beside the point so just: leg pillow
 
Nothing to see here gif

Was looking for officer Barbrady from south park
 
Any info on how long it lasts? That'll determine how much I'll take.

Thinking I'm good for 5lbs... just need 14-15 like minded individuals.
 
The Internet says it loses its freshness after 6 weeks, but I call bullshit. I have had wedges last 6+ months in the fridge, just cut off the occasional moldy bit.
 
Parmigiano reggiano with cheese honey and black pepper drizzled on top is friggin delish.