What was your last google search.

can you get disqualified for using the wrong stroke in swimming

(yes you can)
 
1000 posts, i guess google receives 1000 searches per second )))
 
How to remove dish soap accidentally added to dishwasher

Why. Are there. So many bubbles?!
 
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How to remove dish soap accidentally added to dishwasher

Why. Are there. So many bubbles?!
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:lol:

Someone did that at work a number of years ago. It created a bubble monster the size of a fridge.

Y'all are a bunch of Ryan Lochtes.

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It NEEDS to stop so I can go see stripper girl. I fucking dried out for her I did and now this.

I've been doing the salt and vinegar Machu.

Give it time I guess?
 
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Time heals all wounds. Go on and have fun, eggerballs.
 
I won't.

But I did lose my keys on the Lyft ride on the way there and the driver brought them back. I spent all my cash on hand on the girls. How do I give you more money, man?

Strip club though they were all great.

M you are so naughty!

Thanks!
 
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Nope.

But my kid's stopping by.

It's good.
 
He's cool but I think his wife hid my vacuums because I drank all their sugary shit died for a couple days hit on the cleaners hit on the girl two girls down who hit back a little but has a good man then hired a some crack guy from craigslist to that I overpaid who pulled everything out to do the gardening and was lazy and I scared him off after I fired the first on then did the front lawn myself. But the cats didn't get out and I paid the cleaners an extra hundo. But wait - let's not forget then I collapsed in the street and broke a sixer of Sammy on their steps. I was just trying to make it back in after all that sugary shit.

I'm sorry Mamma, I really did try. I did.

I did pay. Kick me in the nuts and tell me we're cool.

Christ.

Wtf.

Thanks for letting me hang out there a little bit today man.

Wtf even happened there though?

SORRY.

I AM. SORRY. I REALLY TRIED.
 
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And yes, now I like strippers and I'm so not sorry, we treat each other well.

It works.

RESPECT IT!

Jesus.

I"m really sorry F, I couldn't and won't dry.

I love you both, always.
 
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i hire crack heads for yard work once in a while also :highfive:
 
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