What does this mean?

[bacon]

Muddy if you ever need to go swimming

TEXT IT

I don't have friends either.

So you have to creep out your window for when others are swimming and use them for "company".

That's fucked up. I can swim - I took lessons but I don't have friends.

Let me swim.

 

[housepicks]

Solved

 

[bacon]

Exactly. I'll bring a black blow up doll and I should be good. I'll wear black floaties if need be.

LET BACON SWIM.

 

[housepicks]

Good call, no one will want to swim then.

 

[Mudcat]

What does it taste like to perform oral sex on a senior citizen?

Depends.

 

[IAG]

Solved

That's awesome

 

[bacon]

I now refuse to be Muddy's swimming buddy - especially if there's senior citizens around.

 

[roguejuror]

I now refuse to be Muddy's swimming buddy - especially if there's senior citizens around.

Muddy is a senior citizen

 

[housepicks]

I am probably out of the running as well.

 

[IAG]

I now refuse to be Muddy's swimming buddy - especially if there's senior citizens around.

I'm thinking he and I could negotiate. I'll give him a room in Denver in exchange he has to be on call for swimming pal duty.

 

[bacon]

I'll be Muddy's swimming buddy if it means

1) you're included
2) I don't have to watch him blow any senior citizens

 

[IAG]

I'll be Muddy's swimming buddy if it means

1) you're included
2) I don't have to watch him blow any senior citizens

Maybe GL communal retirement village for the singles should be in Denver. We can all smoke pot and swim using the buddy system.

 

[roguejuror]

Only if we swim naked

 

[bacon]

rogie if i saw you swimming naked I'd rape you under the diving board

 

[Mudcat]

What does it taste like to perform oral sex on a senior citizen?

Depends.

Totally uncalled for.

 

[IAG]

I hope you don't become incontinent Mudcat. I buy those things for mom, and they aren't cheap...the good ones anyway.

 

[bacon]

I hope he does.

 

[Matty]

What does it taste like to perform oral sex on a senior citizen?

Depends.

I quasiLOLed.