Well isn't that a fine how-do-you-do?

[Matty]

Someone else caused your excitement when you were in control of it the entire time.

Wot?

Are you calling Muddy a masturbator?

 

[Blitty]

Very accurate use of gif.

 

[Blitty]

Nevermind. It is common to be excited, when someone tells you that you can't work for them anymore.

 

[Mudcat]

What did you mean by that anyway? It seems like you might be suggesting I could have just quit at any time and that would amount to the same thing as my current situation.

Is that what you think?

 

[stevek173]

Muddy we might need more from you here.

Tell me you pulled off a Tyler

or at least a Lester

Muddy we need some blackmail and extortion here. Muddy's complete lack of surprise.

One time.

 

[Blitty]

At first I thought that but then I realized, 'Wait, no that's not the case at all'.


Carry on.


Congratulations.

 

[Blitty]

What is the minimum time you have to work at place to qualify for unemployment insurance?

 

[MrMonkey]

Nevermind!

 

[Matty]

What is the minimum time you have to work at place to qualify for unemployment insurance?

You need to have worked 420 to 700 hours during the year, depending on the unemployment rate in your area. In Muddy's case, it's probably close to the full 700.

You don't need to have worked at the same place the whole year. Govt doesn't care about your seniority at any one place.

http://www.servicecanada.gc.ca/eng/ei/types/regular.shtml#Number

 

[Blitty]

Nifty.

 

[Mudcat]

Muddy we need some blackmail and extortion here. Muddy's complete lack of surprise.

One time.

Haha, no, that doesn't really resemble anything with me. I left with a glowing letter of reference from my main boss and another reference from the Engineering manager that I helped for 3 months.

Apparently they think I am the bee's knees. It was a whole lot of back-slapping and mutual praise and admiration, enough to possibly trigger full-blown diabetes in borderline cases.

My last day basically looked like this:

 

[Mudcat]

Oh and then this guy came along. He looks pained, I know, but he loves me.

 

[stevek173]

Haha, no, that doesn't really resemble anything with me. I left with a glowing letter of reference from my main boss and another reference from the Engineering manager that I helped for 3 months.

Apparently they think I am the bee's knees. It was a whole lot of back-slapping and mutual praise and admiration, enough to possibly trigger full-blown diabetes in borderline cases.

My last day basically looked like this:

Much more practical but much less fun Muddy albeit I'm pretty sure Tyler would definitely end up in jail for that and I'm about 80% sure Les would get time too but one of them ends up with half a skull and the other with his head shot off by a closeted homo neither of which I wish upon you so that being said

Well played Muddy.

 

[Mudcat]

Hey my pic disappeared from the first post WTF?

Here's a different one along the same theme - hopefully it will stay around - but all the delight is lost now.

 

[Mudcat]

So many possibilities. So many decisions to make now. Do I change my dinnertime? Do I change my bedtime?

Well that's probably about it and I don't think I'll change either.

But yeah.

 

[roguejuror]

How about showertime?

 

[Mudcat]

Well okay there's a point. I was always showering immediately on getting home from work on weekdays. I don't expect to carry on with a daily ~4:30 shower any more.

I would say my weekday showertime will now be like my weekend showertime has been all along: whenever-all-over-the-place.