Welcome to Gamelive's newest baby daddy

[roguejuror]

GM is going to colonize Mars, txt it

Congrats blitty deuce

 

[Vegas Dave]

Heyyyyy congrats sir!

 

[Matty]

Welcome to Wuhanfluland, mini Blitty!

 

[stevek]

Wow!

Grats, Blittster!

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

Congrats pal!!!!!!

This truly is an awesome day for GL!!!

 

[Tron]

Amazing day!

 

[Tron]

Your life ————-> gonna change in a HUGH way

 

[reno cool]

 

[roguejuror]

Your life ————-> gonna change in a HUGH way

Do you think he's sleeping right now?

 

[Blitty]

Thanks non-people pals!!!

This sleep deprivation is no joke. I figured we’d lose a few hours a week.

Didn’t expect to start right off the bat, with 4 hours in 4 days.

Good grief.

 

[Boner_18]

Jesus Christ its still sinking in. I CANNOT believe Blitty is a dad. Kid is gonna have a kick ass upbringing.

Cheers bro to you and the missus.

 

[Tron]

Thanks non-people pals!!!

This sleep deprivation is no joke. I figured we’d lose a few hours a week.

Didn’t expect to start right off the bat, with 4 hours in 4 days.

Good grief.

Pal, I’ll tell you what we did after both of us were TOTALLY EXHAUSTED after the first 2 or 3 weeks......

We started doing shifts.

Mom would go to sleep from 7:00 PM to about 2AM and I would handle everything (pumped milk would be ready to go I would just have to warm it up). So I’d feed, change diapers, cuddle with the baby all that stuff while Mom got 6-7 hours of uninterrupted sleep.

Then Mom would wake up and I’d pass the torch to her and go get my 7 hours of sleep.

T’was a game changer

 

[Matty]

I just kind of slept.

 

[Matty]

Seriously though, someone had to go to work. And wifey was breastfeeding and getting paid a full salary to stay home.

Y'all are still making me feel bad but wtf.

I changed diapers and did stuff on evenings and weekends. I think.

 

[Tron]

I stayed home for 6 weeks and Mom stayed home for 3 months

 

[Blitty]

Tron, that sounds logical at some point.

Sucks now because we’re still waiting for real milk. I’m a full fledged Colostrum expert though. I’m meticulous with the syringe, get every last bit of that liquid gold, like a smack addict.


My life was so much more cool before I knew what terms like: colostrum, latching, and meconium was.

 

[Matty]

I stayed home for 6 weeks and Mom stayed home for 3 months

I see. I got one week off and the wife got a full year (first six months at full salary and the last six at 50%.)

We coulda taken six months each but I was making double her salary back then and my six months would've been paid at ~50%.

Made more sense for me to sleep through year 1.

 

[Matty]

Does mini Blitty still have his foreskin or is insta-circumcision still a thing?