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Top Ten Excuses Girls Give For Not Sleeping With You

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10. If we slept together, it would ruin the real relationship we had

9. I am scared at what you would do to me.

8. I have a boyfriend I see every once in a while.

7. You don't have a condom.......no I am not waiting until you get back from the Duane Reade across the street.

6. Tonight isn't the right time......so is tomorrow

5. I am having my period......no I am not going to give you a blow-job

4. Lets just take it slow....what's your cute friends name again?

3. I don't sleep with guys on the 13th date

2. I haven't shaved in hours

1. The only fucking your cock is doing is fucking kidding me.
 
10. If we slept together, it would ruin the real relationship we had

I like that one

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who the fuck wants to sleep with anyone?

prefer sleeping alone, me and my CPAP.


as a matter of fact im feeling a wee bit drowsy, gonna take my usual 4 hour after lunch siesta in 5 mins


life is good boys, eat, sleep, gamble, masturbate, chat, drink coffee. this is my life
 
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who the fuck wants to sleep with anyone?

prefer sleeping alone, me and my CPAP.


as a matter of fact im feeling a wee bit drowsy, gonna take my usual 4 hour after lunch siesta in 5 mins


life is good boys, eat, sleep, gamble, masturbate, chat, drink coffee. this is my life
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It's crazy how important coffee and masturbation are to many people's lives.
I would say I drink as many cups a coffee a week as I masturbate.
 
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