Thread where Steves rambles about life

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Is there a need to crush a bottle of soco in one night meanwhile doing 150 pushups, squats, tricep weights calf raises and walking 4 miles then landing 4 demos?

Blitty, is there?

Matty, is there?

Rogie, is there?

IAG SORRY I MISSED HG I PASSED OUT FOR TEN HOURS

NO! THERE ISN'T!

Is there?

NO, THERE ISN'T!

What even in the fuck.

I'm fucking 42 not 22.

More sleep.

Oh my fucking God.

What even in the fuck.

FUCKIN SHIT!

:lmao:
 
Well that job went up in smoke.

Wtf even happened there?

JFC.

Time to drink and vape more after that smoke job.

Fuck them and fuck me.

JFC.

I can to mortgages in a heartbeat but someone got fucked up for 6 months and lost that state license and if you want it back sure I have the money but they don't want you to be insolvent meaning bad credit then you're dealing with the chief investigator in the state then people on credit saying "I want $500" and the next one "no I want $1k".

And wtf is this jewelry shit on my credit on my credit anyway?

I bought ONE ring. Like a fucking serious ring. For a fat bitch out in the country, that's right that fat bitch that sold my now passed grandmother's bed behind my back.

I paid for that with straight cash, homie.

Fuck her and fuck that.

The other two were so much hotter.

Stupid.

Stupid.
 
So, Nikki Goss is a fucking hideous pies of shit and her husband is too for selling that bed.

You're pathetic.

And Adam L, - I do know people. You owe.

Adam Lightcap let's dance man.

Want TO? Let's do it in person? Man to man? Cause you're the biggest, fattest, toughest piece of shit drunk off his ass fireman :lmao: crashing his car in town right? And you know everyone?

But YOU STOLE MY GRANDMOTHERS BED YOU FAT PIECE OF SHIT.

Dylan, M, they're cool. M especially and that part of the family, cool of shit. You say one piece of shit to them and oh yeah, I'll be partying out there with 4 beautiful shorties and 4 homies, bitch.

But we have something to settle here Lightcap because you and you fat ass ugly as fuck bitch as guilty of THEFT.

Man to man.

You, Deb and Nick Brendt and Jen aren't cool.

Because you're fucking dumbass thieves.

And oh yeah, I'll be around for ya.

Yeah, good talk.
 
We about to get this back.


Yay.

My new guitar is fucking awesome and I am getting caught up so quickly.

Yay.

:highfive:

:highfive:
 
My guitar's name is Devyn. She melted when I told her that.

But I melted when I saw her front and oh my God that back.

I doubt I'll ever see her again.

But she made me feel alright so I made her happy.

That Goonies T and that ass.

Yes I do love Lisa but we're all single right.

Devyn.

That's cool, in my opinion - if you're a traveling wannabe rockstar poker player/mortgage originator/Gamelive poster.

Wait wtf am I anyway?

You think you know me.

I wish I did too.

 
Dude where is my mind is actually a tough song if you're not Matty Rains.

Wtf is this shit.

I WILL LEARN IT BACK TODAY AND IT WILL BE BETTER THAN EVER.

Where is my falsetto?

Where?!



Fuck!
 

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Mom.

I love you so, so much.

Please be ok.

Please.


I am NOT ok unless I know you're ok.

I won't be.

Tell me you're ok.

I love you so, so much.

I would do ANYTHING for you.

Tell me you're ok.

Tell me you are ok and what you want or need.

Time and space does not matter.

Tell me you love me one more time. I love you so much.

Tell Dad I'm sorry, my bad. Shit got fucked the FUCK up.

Mom.

Mom.

Stay.

I love you.

I need you to stay.

PLEASE.

And if that doesn't happen Mom

your're my Angel

Thanks for everything.

Thank you.
 
Wtf is Bono's problem anyway?

GET OUT OF MY MIND I HAVE SHIT TO DO
 
See because actually no one is important.

We're just animals.

Dog eat dog.

So if my parents dying kills me, I chose to be up there with them.

But I won't.

I have shit to do, to make them proud.

I do like to fuck with that to try to get a look at the afterlife. I do. That's why I have women almost kill me, never dudes or look the fuck out. Only women so they can vent and be alright.

But yeah sometimes I like to die. I've been there before.

And like Tyler Durden and the Beatles said, when you get to the bottom you get back to the top.


So, self discipline.

That's it. That's why the razor blades on my wrist. That's why the bruise on my arm (he's cool, I guess). That's why.

You are tough or you are not.

My parents dying?

Yes I'm dead inside.

Yes, I am. But I ain't going anywhere.

I just need time, crying and sleep.

Why?

Because I love very much always, ever. And I care.

I am just accepting and realigning.

That's all.

Love.
 
I NEED to step outside and realize the world can be a pretty nice place too.

Just so much hurt about my parents.

Got dropped by that.

Grieving sucks. My heart won't stop spewing tears. It won't.

It just sucks.

Love.
 
The fuck am I gonna do pick up pocket aces win a pot and burst out crying because my Mother is dying?

Get laid and cry after we share orgasms because my Mother is dying?

No.

No.

Lay low and cry.
 
Because in life, right.

You don't talk about the pain. Everyone has their pain.

You make people feel cool that's what rock and roll actually is. Like Caleb said "I'll put a smile in your eye, it don't matter to me" then he throws a bunch of guitar picks at people.

So, thank you guys for letting me vent in this thread.

This parent stuff is pretty fucking rough.

But when I come out I will really know what mentally tough is.

Because we are all here to win or die. Survival of the fittest, Darwinism.

There could be light but it wasn't my time yet.

Realign.

Thank you for putting up with me.
 
How are my ears that good.

How.

Thank you Mommy and Daddy.

You've given me incredible genetics along with state volleyball champion physical and a very decent mortgage originator intelligence. That's pretty fucking intelligent. And poker. How quick right. How.

This feels good.

Let's feel good.


FEEL GOOD.
 
Lebron gonna BLAST.

Oh yeah.

You're quick and with incredible coaching?

But wait who is the best basketball player in the world and possibly of all time?

Oh.

Yeah.

He'll answer you, sure as fuck.

Enjoy the show boys.


And I do love Jason Terry very, very much.

But Lebron controls the East.

Uh oh (squeak what?)

He's fucking incredible.

You don't fuck with that.
 
Yay I love pizza please more carbs right now!!!!

Yay!!!!

Omg squeak and matt free pizza

yay!!!!

Let's make everyone fat and destroy their lives!!!!

Yay!!!!
 
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