The Elon Musk Shitshow

[Dingo]

Old white women terrorize the pathways on their e-bikes here

 

[Cougar Bait]

 

[betplom]

BUY TESLER! Everything’s… Computer!

Is this a fire sale?/lol Did Trump order Nutlick to do this?

Isn't stock promotion by the Commerce Secretary of the USA(!) illegal or at least frowned upon?

Also, he's lying, the price will be lower next week.

 

[Boner_18]

You've obviously got a huge short position! Congrats in advance!

 

[Cougar Bait]

More completely normal behavior here

https://twitter.com/x/status/1902496799635497234

 

[roguejuror]

You've obviously got a huge short position! Congrats in advance!

Do you?

 

[Matty]

I have a huge long position.

Inside your mother, Trebek.

 

[Boner_18]

No. I'm long the broad market and that's about it. Don't really play individual names. Would have normally bought more of the broad market at this level, 10% off the highs. Have zero liquidity these days.

 

[FairWarning]

More completely normal behavior here

https://twitter.com/x/status/1902496799635497234

Why? Because he could.

It's truly amazing how many justify their actions.

 

[Cougar Bait]

Look, another one. I'd be surprised if these people can write their name in the dirt with a stick.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1903073520248115554

 

[Cougar Bait]

I think we are witnessing the peak of humanity in this video

https://twitter.com/x/status/1903461453987709208

 

[Cougar Bait]

 

[roguejuror]

I read the Tesla leases are under $300, thinking of getting one

 

[betplom]

 

[Tron]

I read the Tesla leases are under $300, thinking of getting one

$249 a month ($3K down) for the rear wheel drive. 10,000 miles a year

 

[FairWarning]

If you don’t mind electric, that’s a cheap lease.

 

[Tron]

 

[Cougar Bait]

Dump Truck vs. Cybertruck

https://twitter.com/x/status/1904042336599826680