Steves gets his life together

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Surveyjunkie is giving me 5 free bucks tomorrow for kicking survey ass.

Wawa coffee is COVERED, and a Twisted Tea!

Hoorah!
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Oh, hey IAG.

I just found this.You in?!

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Vegas Dave?

Matty?

Buttholesurfer, BLTTAY.....ROGUAYYYY....LEZZZ GO!!!!!!!!
 
The situation is this.

$5.62 on Surveyjunkie. $5 incoming predictably at midnight.

Pokerstars min deposit is $10.

Do I grab a 5th of vodka right now, or hold out for a deposit?!

I did CRUSH surveys as much as a man with only a phone (for now) can without poker.

Hmmm....

The LEAN IS A 40 BUTT I LOVE POKER SO, SO MUCH!!!!
 
I think I'll hit PFitness FOR A SHOWER AND MORE SURVEYS IN THE MASSAGE CHAIRS. THEN MAYBE A 40.

BUT NOT TWO.

NOOOO TYLER DURDEN TONIGHT!!!!


NO!!!!!!!!

I am free and am a very good mood. LOTS of good developments today, on the real.

Wubbles, crew.
 
I think we'll do a little bar dumpster diving before PFitnese.

That'll make most efficient use of the shower.

Who wouldn't agree with that?

When being an alcoholic/degen gambler/sometimes drug addict./chain smoker...

IT'S ALL ABOUT EFFICIENCY.
 
Update: I stumbled into a little free delicious Steel Reserve and a few free milliliters of some delicious IPA.

I WANT SO MUCH MORE BUTT I'M HOLDING OUT. THE CARD DOESNT ARRIVE UNTIL MONDAY.WE HAVE TO SURVIVE UNTIL THEN. YOU CANT ONLY DRINK ALCOHOL AND NOT EAT.

SINCERELY,

JIM MORRISON
 
Another update: a lit cigarette fell out of a tree so I smoked that and found a little more IPA right next to it.
 
Going out to smoke my morning cigar/cigarette, found this little planner with some chocolate melted in it.. I'm guessing a little college babe or similar did that and said fuck this. Also found a bunch of half cigs....and....
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And....


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Blittay!!!!

We gonna have a good night buddayyyy.

Hah! A remix of Yeah Yeah Yeahs Heads will roll just came on in the gym.

That's my shizznit.

YASSSS....
 
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Of note some hotties were screaming, cursing about something. I looked at them and smiled from ear to ear.

They reminded me of the ones that ran up to me, surrounded me, and said "we're your protectors" that night near the clubs.

I miss my Protectors. I can't wait to see you again, Angels.
 
Went with a small handle of 40 proof Windsor Canadian Whiskayyyy, in lieu of the other 5 dollas from survey junkie.

Regret nothing. I got my cup of soups, I got my protein bars.

I'm all set.

I'll get back to setmining when the time is right.
 
Had a VERY sharp guy at the gym recommend Adderall to me.

We'll look into that w him when my pockets are full.
 
You guys want to know the most fucked thing that happened from this whole thing?

Not sure if I told you this.

So I was wherever doing whatever. It was butass cold, so I pick up a random coat in the dark and slap it on.

I walk back to the richest part of Philly, Fairmount.

Morning comes, daylight comes, and a police officer with a guard is like are you OK? What's up?

I'm like yeah, why?

The coat was covered in BLOOD.

I shit you not.
 
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