CASPERWAIT$
Drama Moobs Your Mom
- Since
- Aug 3, 2010
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I cannot upload it here.
I'm hard.
Sloppy manscaping.
good shaped cock, good shaped head. decent girth... I think the men will be most critical of the lack of length on that chubby.....
- 7 points for lying about being completely shaven..... a weird lie to begin with
-5 points for no decorations in the background to accompany the cock
-3.5 points for tommy hilfiger undies...who are you?? rayray?
-75 points for showing your cock on demand, on demand of a handful of male degenerate gambling forum posters..
all in all your non toliet paper cock rating is -87
the standard is + eleventeen
shave everything from the waistline to the top section of your thighs and then use the trimmer on a 1 or 2 guard to trim the hair on the top of your thighs...everything in the middle gets shaven...and if you feel that makes you less of a man, then at least put the trimmer on the 2 guard and trim up...no chick, and i mean not even the chicks that acid joe picks up, want to go down on something that looks like that.
i hope this helps