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Sounds like Wrigley and Fenway have a lot of the same problems.

A) If you get seats in the infield your view is never obstructed.
B) Don't drink 10 beers before the game and you'll probably only have to use the trough once. It is obnoxious, I agree.
C) Drop some weight, the seats aren't that small, Jesus.
D) The thing that these parks have that the others don't have, you simply can't build. It's called real deal baseball experience. Miller Park you would love. Big seats, good ballpark food, and a huge piece of concrete outside the park next to highway. Your game is over, have a fun drive home. At Wrigley there's 100 bars and restaurants within walking distance...a bad ass rasta club that recently closed down :( RIP The Wild Hare...shit was the best 8 piece live reggae band no cover Red Stripes flowin.
 
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Sounds like Wrigley and Fenway have a lot of the same problems.

A) If you get seats in the infield your view is never obstructed.
B) Don't drink 10 beers before the game and you'll probably only have to use the trough once. It is obnoxious, I agree.
C) Drop some weight, the seats aren't that small, Jesus.
D) The thing that these parks have that the others don't have, you simply can't build. It's called real deal baseball experience. Miller Park you would love. Big seats, good ballpark food, and a huge piece of concrete outside the park next to highway. Your game is over, have a fun drive home. At Wrigley there's 100 bars and restaurants within walking distance...a bad ass rasta club that recently closed down :( RIP The Wild Hare...shit was the best 8 piece live reggae band no cover Red Stripes flowin.
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I love how victims of the poor accomodations make excuse for the offending organizations. Just drop some weight, buy higher priced tickets, modify your behavior to fit the antique venue.

In modern times it is possible to have BOTH an accomodating and state-of-the-art sports venue AND the real-deal baseball experience complete with iven walls, the green monster, the bars outside the game, etc. etc. Maybe not in Milwauke, but god damnit this is Boston, New York, LA, and Chi-town. It is perfectly possible to honor tradition and move gracefully into the future. Hell I like riding in a model A (my neighbor had one) but I wouldn't want to commute to work in it every day. Same with typewritiers, casette tapes, newspapers, radio broadcasts, instant replay, and so much more. Without forgeting to stop occasionally and recognize the foundations that got us here I say onward and upward... Not before I attend a game at Wrigley tho... :goodforyou:
 
Boner just go to Milwaukee, it's not far. Besides, sounds like you would like Miller Park better anyway.

Also for the record I am not a "victim"

I love Wrigley, and I don't buy better seats because of any other reason other than I can. Why sit in the upper deck when you can sit behind the bullpen? And if you can't fit in a seat at Wrigley Field you should be at the hospital having surgery because you are a tub of fat ass. If they rebuild it I am fine with that. Gut the thing. Shut it down for a while. Keep the wall, the ivy, the scoreboard and the location, that's all I ask.
 
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Boner just go to Milwaukee, it's not far. Besides, sounds like you would like Miller Park better anyway.

Also for the record I am not a "victim"

I love Wrigley, and I don't buy better seats because of any other reason other than I can. Why sit in the upper deck when you can sit behind the bullpen? And if you can't fit in a seat at Wrigley Field you should be at the hospital having surgery because you are a tub of fat ass. If they rebuild it I am fine with that. Gut the thing. Shut it down for a while. Keep the wall, the ivy, the scoreboard and the location, that's all I ask.
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This ain't really true man. 36'' jeans here.. its not the waist...its the shoulders...a full size mans arms drop in the seats to the left and right.
 
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