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Boner_18
Fake ID and some related garbage. Total of three misdomenors, they were all expunged after I did some service, counselling etc.

The shin scar is from when my parents were putting an addition on our house. I was maybe 6? 8? There was a 2x12 plank that went down into the poured foundation. The plank had a nail sticking up through it facing up. I tripped either coming up or going down and landed on that nail and it tore a 1" gash in my shin. Nbd, just boys being boys.
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stupid nails. I used step on glass a lot when I was a kid...can't decide what makes me cringe more, the stepping on it, or my brother pulling it out.
 
I bruise/scar easily. I'm a walking scar.

To say that I'm not coordinated would be an understatement. I have scars on my knees from constantly falling down as a kid. My mom would get so irritated that I would rip through every pair of tights that I wore from falling down.

I have scars on my fingers from opening a can of cat food when I was a kid. I have a scar on my thumb from trying to remove the tip when I was cooking this past summer. I have burns from cooking incidents all up my hands/arms (I somehow manage to hit the oven rack with my exposed arm every single time).

I have scars on my knee from surgery.

I had some skin removed on my upper arm and stomach that was pre-cancerous. I told a guy on a first date that a shark attacked me and he actually believed me. I decided he wasn't smart enough for a second date.
 
Teela
I bruise/scar easily. I'm a walking scar.

To say that I'm not coordinated would be an understatement. I have scars on my knees from constantly falling down as a kid. My mom would get so irritated that I would rip through every pair of tights that I wore from falling down.

I have scars on my fingers from opening a can of cat food when I was a kid. I have a scar on my thumb from trying to remove the tip when I was cooking this past summer. I have burns from cooking incidents all up my hands/arms (I somehow manage to hit the oven rack with my exposed arm every single time).

I have scars on my knee from surgery.

I had some skin removed on my upper arm and stomach that was pre-cancerous. I told a guy on a first date that a shark attacked me and he actually believed me. I decided he wasn't smart enough for a second date.
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Hahaha. This reminds me that Teela was the answer to "Which poster thought they would die by slipping in the shower" question on the Guess the Poster thread.

I don't think anyone ever answered that correctly.
 
IAG
Hahaha. This reminds me that Teela was the answer to "Which poster thought they would die by slipping in the shower" question on the Guess the Poster thread.

I don't think anyone ever answered that correctly.
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I asked the Other Matty if he would at least cover me if he found me laying in the shower either dead or with a broken hip. I need to cover my shame.
 
Teela
I asked the Other Matty if he would at least cover me if he found me laying in the shower either dead or with a broken hip. I need to cover my shame.
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Lol. You better get some of those non slip applique things for the shower. You have a little one now who needs you. Falling is not an option.
 
Teela
I asked for some when I was incubating the parasite. I was told that "we don't live in a 70s trailer." Rude.
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Omg that is funny. I can faintly remember those funny ugly colored star shaped ones or something. I think they have made some that are much better now... I know I had one in Denver...more of a mat thing...and it was not trashy. And ultimately, safety first!
 
camilion15728
I thought most guys had that? Pretty sure that's normal.
Any other scars?
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I have a few battle wounds, but you will have to be close to my face/chin to see them. We can make that happen when you get away and come to NS for our visit. Chin is from hockey, forehead is from a golf club. Few burn marks and stitches on hand, behind my ear etc.
 
Teela
I had some skin removed on my upper arm and stomach that was pre-cancerous. I told a guy on a first date that a shark attacked me and he actually believed me. I decided he wasn't smart enough for a second date.
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You showed him your stomach on a first date? I love sluts like you. BTW.... how are you feeling? Are you all healed up and ready to get going again? How is the baby sleeping?
 
PuckOff
You showed him your stomach on a first date? I love sluts like you. BTW.... how are you feeling? Are you all healed up and ready to get going again? How is the baby sleeping?
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I regularly walk around in cropped t-shirts that show off the scar and all of my tats.

I had a short-sleeved shirt and the guy saw the scar and asked about it. He was really nice...and gullible. More than me, and that's sad.

I think I'm doing pretty well with healing. I think I'll be ready to go soon. As for sleep...what's that?
 
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