Tomato
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The economy is down, unemployment is high
Lucky for you, Tomato is not another guy
While you rely on water and bread to eat
Tomato instructs you to take a seat!
Turn on the tube to watch the Tampa Bay Rays
Watch as they fail to continue their winning ways
A beautiful line, David Price -120, no doubt
Says the person who once was a boy scout
It's a trap! As per Admiral Ackbar
Don't be distracted by the giant scar
See Tomato had surgery a month ago
His knee as they say in Matt Rain-land is not so "beau"
5 incisions, swelling, still not subdued
But even with the pain, Tomato stays shrewd
Sharp like Virtuos....err....Immortality
A broken knee won't stop his functionality
Nor his punctuality or rationality
Won't win on a technicality, illegality, or criminality
Nor practice beastiality, commit a fatality or brutality
Instead it's just poetry, as that's his personality
The night game is one that says "LOOK AT ME"
Better than CaliGirlNJ, this is the marquee
So come one come all, take the side that will win
Even you Bread! As this poem has fin.
OAKLAND ATHLETICS +120
Lucky for you, Tomato is not another guy
While you rely on water and bread to eat
Tomato instructs you to take a seat!
Turn on the tube to watch the Tampa Bay Rays
Watch as they fail to continue their winning ways
A beautiful line, David Price -120, no doubt
Says the person who once was a boy scout
It's a trap! As per Admiral Ackbar
Don't be distracted by the giant scar
See Tomato had surgery a month ago
His knee as they say in Matt Rain-land is not so "beau"
5 incisions, swelling, still not subdued
But even with the pain, Tomato stays shrewd
Sharp like Virtuos....err....Immortality
A broken knee won't stop his functionality
Nor his punctuality or rationality
Won't win on a technicality, illegality, or criminality
Nor practice beastiality, commit a fatality or brutality
Instead it's just poetry, as that's his personality
The night game is one that says "LOOK AT ME"
Better than CaliGirlNJ, this is the marquee
So come one come all, take the side that will win
Even you Bread! As this poem has fin.
OAKLAND ATHLETICS +120
