Rap

[Cougar Bait]

Had to post this here:

Rap for Dad, for one point (if I win)

In the depths of the sea from the banished night
I see a cracka ass Dad well all know is white
And when the rhythm of of the waves rocks his boat
He's gonna stand so tall he can't even cope
With the honey's wide ass or an afro-puff
He'll take a picture of a girl in the winter buff
And post it on the net for all to see
It'll be a cold day in hell when Dad can't freak

I see the the thong come down from her tight black skirt
Like the evidence of God on mother fukkin Earth
We all know he's straight like a god damn arrow
With his girl bent over a fukkin wheelbarrow
Too all those that came and yet to come
Let the Daddy rain down from heaven above
With his long, hard prick and a bad intent
He'll take your girl, make her scream, and pay her rent.

Uh!

 

[Fu Manchu]

 

[Cougar Bait]

It's a sick ass rhyme for Dad.

Or lame.

Whatever you prefer.

 

[fiveteamer]

That's a pretty good rap.

 

[Fu Manchu]

vid or ban

 

[Cougar Bait]

vid or ban

 

[roguejuror]

rap it in a video

 

[Cougar Bait]

rap it in a video

Good idea. Now I have to be real drunk to do that.