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I just had two FB friend requests today from people I knew from high school. I guess they picked me up from those mutual friend prompts that the site is constantly pushing in your face.

I looked at the one guy's list of friends and I swear, I recognized every name. i.e. - not a single new person for him since high school.

Anyway I accepted the requests because what're ya gonna do? :dunno:

Now I wonder if it will start a chain reaction of other people who will see my name as having multiple mutual friends, and they will send me a request even though they have no intention of ever saying a word to me and we will start down the long, inevitable path towards me muting their status updates.

I don't think I have pucky for a friend. Not positive. I'm not sure who some of the names translate to in forumland tbh.
 
Dreamed that my dad was about to be jailed for fraud. He was involved in some type of car-swapping shenanigans with a car dealer in the US.

I immediately deducted that he was framed by his bosses, so I went to my computer, fired up Tor, and start looking for bomb-making recipes.

:ohmy:

Don't fok with my papa.
 
Matty
Dreamed that my dad was about to be jailed for fraud. He was involved in some type of car-swapping shenanigans with a car dealer in the US.

I immediately deducted that he was framed by his bosses, so I went to my computer, fired up Tor, and start looking for bomb-making recipes.

:ohmy:

Don't fok with my papa.
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Jailed in Canada for fraud?

Wtf are you worried about? Fraudsters in Canada get all the perks, and are released on parole after serving 1/6 of their sentence.

Plus he'd be housed in a min security camp, no fences, no cells.

I'd take a 4 yr sentence for fraud for a $400k - $1mill heist any day.

On a 48 month sentence I'd be back on the streets after 8 months after fattening up in club fed.
(You can order steak and cook in your housing unit)

:canada:

Beaver Creek Institution


http://www.csc-scc.gc.ca/institutions/001002-3002-eng.shtml

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[h=2]About the Institution[/h] Beaver Creek Institution is a minimum-security institution located within Gravenhurst, Ontario.
Currently, inmates are housed in five residential style units.
 
Me - About that communication you want to send out. What's being launched exactly?
Her - Hospitality.
Me - Hospitality is just a word. What's being launched? A page, a hub, a section?
Her - None of that.
Me - So what are we launching?
Her - I guess nothing.
Me - We probably shouldn't use the word launch.
Her - Can we call it a pilot? I guess it's more of a pilot.
Me - That'll do.

This, ladies and gentlemen, is how Matty makes the magic happen on a daily basis.

Middle-of-the-ear sideburns work just fine in that context.
 
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