Random thoughts

[bacon]

That's pretty fuckign aggressive Muddy my friend. Pretty FUCKING aggro.

BUTTERFACE.

 

[Mudcat]

I saw her peeping tom nudie picks awhile back. Her body looked good as far as I could tell. Like not super-tight but pleasant enough.

But those close-ups of her face yesterday ----> no sir, I don't like it.

 

[MrMonkey]

The girl on the right above is below also! Do you know she is? I don't but she's hotter IMO! HYPE!!!

 

[Mudcat]

I think her name is Carisse or something like that. She was/is on some afternoon ESPN show that I used to see snippets of from time to time when I wasn't employed. Sports Nation, I think?

She is a very good looking girl. That bottom pic doesn't do her justice. She also seemed a lot more clued in than Erin Andrews. I mean, it was a pretty stupid show but she was a reasonably appealing personality.

 

[Matty]

Dreamt that I lost the baby. : The woman was out of town and I was alone with baby, so I decided to drop in to an auto mechanic class - little did I know that the first class involved running around the school to check our physical fitness. :: I tried to talk my way out of running, and that's when someone took the baby and replaced him with a bagful of store flyers.



I carefully looked between each and every flyer. No baby.



I woke up and I went to pick up my baby. I apologized to him and he smiled at me.

 

[bacon]

Matty you are such a sweet man. Except when you're an asshole which is often but that was a sweet story you just told, did you have a puppy dog in one arm and an ice cream cone in the other at the time?

Muddy is getting dark lately, what's his deal? I'm glad I live far away I'm not looking to get chucked.

 

[roguejuror]

Shoulda had twins just in case you lose one.

 

[Matty]

I wonder how many twins were abandoned by parents who had decided that one was enough.

 

[betplom]

Dreamt that I lost the baby. : The woman was out of town and I was alone with baby, so I decided to drop in to an auto mechanic class - little did I know that the first class involved running around the school to check our physical fitness. :: I tried to talk my way out of running, and that's when someone took the baby and replaced him with a bagful of store flyers.



I carefully looked between each and every flyer. No baby.



I woke up and I went to pick up my baby. I apologized to him and he smiled at me.

He smiled at you because he telepathically sent you that dream.

He did it because he wanted to be picked up.


PS: Were the store flyers from Toy's R Us?

PPS: Marty little Gene Lewis is crazy like a fukkin fox!

 

[Matty]

I spotted a Canadian Tire in there. Couldn't find any good specials on diesel oil.

Baby's getting more fun now that he's more responsive. I yawn right after he yawns and that cracks him up.

Boys I used to be some kind of hooligan.

 

[roguejuror]

I wonder how many twins were abandoned by parents who had decided that one was enough.

I saw a Japanese drama on this.

 

[betplom]

I spotted a Canadian Tire in there. Couldn't find any good specials on diesel oil.

Baby's getting more fun now that he's more responsive. I yawn right after he yawns and that cracks him up.

Boys I used to be some kind of hooligan.

video?

 

[Cami]

Did you know that roughly 1 in 8 pregnancies start off as twins, but the one vanishes before the mother even knows?
Did you know that the surviving twin is usually left handed? (which I am)

Did you know that having twins is mostly a genetic factor on the mothers side?

 

[betplom]

Did you know that 100% of pregnancies start with a mans orgasm?

 

[roguejuror]

Did you know a man can ejaculate without orgasm?

 

[MrMonkey]

Shoulda had twins just in case you lose one.

 

[reno cool]

baby=bag full of store flyers

Matty's brain

 

[Matty]

That's what happens when you take your brain pill too late in the day.