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My sense is that the problem sheets are the more expensive ones. I don't actually remember making the purchase but they seem more fancy shmancy. In fact I'm pretty sure I did not buy them. I think they were a gift. I think that an ex-girlfriend, dissatisfied with my existing sheets - which she mockingly referred to as Captain America sheets - brought them on the scene so we could have a more adult sleeping arrangement.

I wouldn't be surprised if they were silk. I wouldn't be surprised if most of humanity would consider them pretty deluxe. I wouldn't be surprised if the thread count was some kind of optimal magic number where you hear a chorus of angels when you say it out loud.


I wouldn't be surprised if I'm the only person in the world who finds them comparable to intestines.
 
I killed a very big spider at work this week. It was the biggest spider I had seen in person in a long time. It may well have been the biggest spider I had been face-to-face with since my brother had his tarantula.

I mean, it wasn't comparable in size to that - this was a suburban Canadian spider - but for that kind of thing, it had some size.

It was in a garbage drum at work. I became aware of it when I dropped some garbage in there and disturbed it and it started scurrying around like crazy. As well as being big, it was quick.

I killed it with a piece of 2 by 4. Got it clean on my first attempt.




Then last night I dreamt about a big spider. Except this spider was really big - tarantula size. It was hanging from a web close to ground level and someone was sitting with it observing it. I kept telling him to kill it but he didn't.

I don't have the level of authority in my dreams that I would like.
 
brown recluse and wolf spiders are crazy around here...i keep glue pads all over the fucking place...usually the ones by the doors have 5-10 spiders on them in a few weeks... i spray profusely inside and out...and have exterminator in every 3 months instead of 6...doesnt matter...just glad they dont fuck with the dogs
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Had my most embarrassing driving moment ever this weekend.

In a quiet small town, I pull up to a red light in the turning lane. Then I realize that I need to turn right, not left. I glance at the rearview mirror quickly then I put the car in reverse.

BANG.

This lady in a low-slung Trans-Am was inches behind me. The sun was producing a lot of glare on my rear window so I never saw her.

I'm freaking out cause I'm sure I caused serious damage to my rental car, so I quickly pull forward a bit then I step out of the car.

I didn't realize that I was on a slight incline, nor that in my nervousness, I put the car in neutral instead of park.

BANG.

:lmao:

I wanted to die. The lady was a good sport about it. No visible damage to her old POS, but I did scratch my rental's bumper quite a bit.

City people shouldn't be allowed out by themselves on the weekend. We're obviously not equipped to handle light/no traffic.

:facepalm:
 
Matty
Had my most embarrassing driving moment ever this weekend.

In a quiet small town, I pull up to a red light in the turning lane. Then I realize that I need to turn right, not left. I glance at the rearview mirror quickly then I put the car in reverse.

BANG.

This lady in a low-slung Trans-Am was inches behind me. The sun was producing a lot of glare on my rear window so I never saw her.

I'm freaking out cause I'm sure I caused serious damage to my rental car, so I quickly pull forward a bit then I step out of the car.

I didn't realize that I was on a slight incline, nor that in my nervousness, I put the car in neutral instead of park.

BANG.

:lmao:

I wanted to die. The lady was a good sport about it. No visible damage to her old POS, but I did scratch my rental's bumper quite a bit.

City people shouldn't be allowed out by themselves on the weekend. We're obviously not equipped to handle light/no traffic.

:facepalm:
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LOL. Wow. That's impressive.
 
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