Phrases That Need To Be Retired

Mudcat

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It's part phrase and part behavior.

When someone says or indicates knock on wood and then they rap themselves on the head. Because the joke is their head is made of wood so it's fun and self-deprecating.

Cute idea but it lost a lot of its charm after the 3 billionth time.
 

Mudcat

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And actually, even if you use actual wood, we can just stop the whole knocking on wood thing anyway.
 

reno cool

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hmm...
how about "in the house"? I don't give a fuck who's in the house. Go fuck yourself in the house :mad: