On The Record: Teela

[wal66]

On The Record: Teela

I planned on never moving on until the current On The Record selection had answered all or at least most of their questions but since Daft elected to opt out of something that GameLive apparently supports I guess he will be the exception and hopefully not the trend.

I doubt there is anything Teela hasnt been asked in her time on the forums but I will give it a whirl anyway.

1: Teela, are you French-cut, boy-shorts, thong, g-string or those gawd-awful couldnt give gramps a woody if he were drowning in Geritol/Viagra cocktail granny panties?

2: How did you get your start on gambling forums?

3: Gun to your head do you do

Daft cause of his uniform and hair.

CougarBait cause of his ability to play the guitar and cook.

Matty cause of his affection for Montreal and his massive kok.

Blitty cause you know you could kick his ass if things got out of hand.

Muddy cause, well cause hes Muddy and he has an impressive casting of his choppers.

4: Standard question but when did you lose your virginity? How soon did you do it again after that first time?

5: Which would you choose, a sensitive, compassionate devoted guy who lived paycheck to paycheck but is able to provide as long as there are no serious emergencies or a wealthy, heartless asshole who lavishes you with material items but fails to touch your soul?

6: Youve decided (assuming you havent decided before) to explore your inner most lesbian, do you choose..

Robyn, just Robyn no Bread.

Mrs. X, just Mrs X no Mr X.

Nina, just Nina no Mr. Nina.

Oksana just Oksana no

Casper, ok Casper and Razor.

7: Women are very perceptive so based on your experience and trying to not allow the TP pics available prejudice you, which poster has the most impressive package in your opinion based on posting style?

8: You are not known for being serious but for once give it a try here. If a guy looked you in the eyes and told you that, you make his heart smile what would your reaction be? For purposes of this question the guy has never indicated to you that he is a bullshitter.

9: What is the coldest way you ever went about dumping a guy?

10: What was the cruelest way you were ever dumped?

11: A day of pampering at a spa or a day cuddling by a fire a good movie and a warm soul?

12: Do you or have you dabbled in witchcraft?

13: You are queen for a day, what changes get made?

14: You can go back in time and re-live any event as anyone, what event and who are you?

 

[roguejuror]

 

[betplom]

Wallaaay!

Your cunt is bleeding, again pal.

Tampons are in aisle 6.


Wal, seriously, forget about American broads pal - why isn't this sinking in?

 

[Cougar Bait]

Wally you should have just said fuck it and showed up at her door.

 

[Tron]

Wally, as I (and many others) already told you, your questions for me fucking sucked.

Gamelive deserved better questions. You let them down, not me.

 

[Teela]

Daft, my questions weren't my favorite. I'll give it a shot anyway:


1: Teela, are you French-cut, boy-shorts, thong, g-string or those gawd-awful couldn’t give gramps a woody if he were drowning in Geritol/Viagra cocktail granny panties?
Who said that I wear any?

2: How did you get your start on gambling forums?
Bread. He told me to. I do as I’m told.

3: Gun to your head do you do………

Daft cause of his uniform and hair.

CougarBait cause of his ability to play the guitar and cook.

Matty cause of his affection for Montreal and his massive kok.

Blitty cause you know you could kick his ass if things got out of hand.

Muddy cause, well cause he’s Muddy and he has an impressive casting of his choppers.

Do I seriously need to pick just one??? Orgy anyone?

For the record, I do not date guys because they are in a uniform. I go soley on cock size.


4: Standard question but when did you lose your virginity? How soon did you do it again after that first time?
I was a late bloomer. I was 19 or 20. After him, it was about six months later or so with my first serious relationship.

5: Which would you choose, a sensitive, compassionate devoted guy who lived paycheck to paycheck but is able to provide as long as there are no serious emergencies or a wealthy, heartless asshole who lavishes you with material items but fails to touch your soul?
It depends on the guy. If the sensitive guy is a total flake that can’t hold a job and has no goals, I’ll pass on that. I’m not materialistic in the least, but I can’t deal with someone that’s a total flake or a starving artist. The super artistic guys that I’ve dated have been really intense, but just very content to live off me and let me pay for everything. I’ll pass on that. I’ll take the heartless asshole as long as he lets me have a cabana boy.

6: You’ve decided (assuming you haven’t decided before) to explore your inner most lesbian, do you choose………………..

Robyn, just Robyn no Bread.

Mrs. X, just Mrs X no Mr X.

Nina, just Nina no Mr. Nina.

Oksana just Oksana no

Casper, ok Casper and Razor.
I love women. I think women are absolutely fantastic creatures and that we should support each other instead of tearing each other down. With that being said, I don’t know that I would ever explore any lesbian tendencies because I like the male equipment too much.

7: Women are very perceptive so based on your experience and trying to not allow the TP pics available prejudice you, which poster has the most impressive package in your opinion based on posting style?
To be honest, I don’t really look at TP pics. I think penises are funny. Are you asking which poster is the most aggressive, therefore having the biggest package? If that’s the case, it would be MonkeyFocker.

8: You are not known for being serious but for once give it a try here. If a guy looked you in the eyes and told you that, “you make his heart smile” what would your reaction be? For purposes of this question the guy has never indicated to you that he is a bullshitter.
This is seriously ridiculous. I had a guy tell me that once. My initial reaction was “Aw… aren't you special?"

9: What is the coldest way you ever went about dumping a guy?
I like to think that I’m pretty mature with ending relationships. I think a nice sledgehammer to the windshield is classy.

10: What was the cruelest way you were ever dumped?
I was kinda dating this guy when I had the knee surgery last June. We had been friends for awhile and then it went south. He offered to take me to the surgery anyway. While I was still doped up, he brought me to his house to recuperate when the plan had been to bring me home. He lived two hours away. A couple of days after the surgery, he refused to pick up my pain meds at the pharmacy and decided to go to the beach instead. He came back from the beach and told me to pack up and leave. I don’t think that really counts as a break up, but it was the definite end of any relationship, friendship or otherwise. I should have set his house on fire. With him inside.

11: A day of pampering at a spa or a day cuddling by a fire a good movie and a warm soul?
I’m kind of over the whole “dating” thing and spending time with men. I’ll take the spa.

12: Do you or have you dabbled in witchcraft?
It’s obvious that I’m a voodoo queen.

13: You are queen for a day, what changes get made?
Everyone should worship me as the queen that I am. Since I am the voodoo queen, I will make this happen.

14: You can go back in time and re-live any event as anyone, what event and who are you?
I would probably go back in my life and redo a few mistakes. I’ve had a couple of shitty things that I would want a do-over.

 

[Blitty]

With that being said, I don’t know that I would ever explore any lesbian tendencies because I like the male equipment too much. ...To be honest, I don’t really look at TP pics. I think penises are funny.

 

[reno cool]

nice guy #10. No wonder women are bitter and fucked up.

 

[Teela]

You don't think penises are funny looking? Do you have all of the TP pics saved on your computer for continuous review?

 

[Oksana]

I think the next GL mini-bash should take place at #10's house.

What a feral piece of trash.

 

[reno cool]

Teela, what do you think life would be like if you stuck with Casper? I mean, at least he probably wouldn't kick you out on your bad leg.

 

[Blitty]

You don't think penises are funny looking? Do you have all of the TP pics saved on your computer for continuous review?

I just don't get why you claim to like them so much, yet avoid looking at them. And yes I save them all on several comps just incase.

 

[Teela]

I just don't get why you claim to like them so much, yet avoid looking at them. And yes I save them all on several comps just incase.

I never said that I avoided looking at them. Just because I don't actively seek out pictures of penises stuck in a toilet paper roll doesn't mean that I avoid looking at them nor does my perception of them being funny looking. I don't like the way a chicken looks. I think they're filthy animals. However, I still find them delicious.

 

[Teela]

Teela, what do you think life would be like if you stuck with Casper? I mean, at least he probably wouldn't kick you out on your bad leg.

Casper and I NEVER dated. There was never an ounce of romance/sexual longing there. I have a feeling that Casper and I would end up right where we are now if we attempted to date: not speaking to each other.

 

[Blitty]

I agree. Cocks are delicious.

 

[Teela]

In #10's defense, he said he wasn't "prepared" to take care of someone that had just had surgery. It does not answer why he drove me to his house instead of following the plan of leaving me at my place where my friends (and his mother, a nurse) could check in on me. I must have been very needy: I was in a painkiller-induced sleep for the entire time. That must be difficult to deal with.

 

[Blitty]

He probably thought that he would at least get BJ's while you were recovering. He became frustrated once he found out that you were too medicated to accomplish that feat.

 

[Teela]

Maybe. I could have drooled on it, but that would have been all that I could have managed.