New Belgium Brewery Tour: Fort Collins, CO (Video)

[Cougar Bait]

I fuckin need to hang out with Fiver

 

[Matty]

Wee wee.

Cougar get your ass up here. You know you wanna break my face.

 

[fiveteamer]

Cougs come to Toronto. Matty and you need to have a Beer Summit.

 

[Cougar Bait]

Actually I get Matty, I understand. I am an easy target. I put my nuts out there, it's simple.

I would love to go back to Toronto.

Yonge Street would be better now anyway...was a blast the first time

 

[Matty]

Actually I get Matty, I understand. I am an easy target. I put my nuts out there, it's simple.

Then you slam them yourself with a closed fist.

Bring back Cougar the surrealist poet. Or the guy who'll fuck a racoon. Your choice.

 

[Cougar Bait]

Only a breath of wind left me as I drank you whole. She walked away undeserving of words while I swam her soft supple liquids into my skin. Breath upon breath in a shrub. I was once a man, now young with venom. I am a wolf, but I'll take that linen and push it inside like the beast that has not yet frothed.

 

[Matty]

Dude.

 

[Cougar Bait]

Sins of the corpse look like fire on her lips but I cross her with equal disdain. Only when the clock looks like minutes away do I realize my time is in vein. I'll pass between her as legs form a vice, but I won't remember her skin. Only the taste of her sin in my mouth as we both look like lepers, but praised by the Gods like strings on the vine.

 

[Blitty]

I've been to the New Belgium brewery a couple times. Great way to spend the day! There are som many micro breweries in CO. Go check out Flying dog, Ska Brewery, Odell's, Telluride, etc...

 

[FairWarning]

I have a friend who works at New Belgium, loves it.