May be leaving Ontario for a while

What I'm saying is that this motherfucker NEEDS a pill to make his dick hard. He's had too much hooker sex to ever have a natural boner.
:redx:
 
Maybe I just have a normal sex drive
 
yes....

Plommer's sex drive is more than yours, no big news there...... he can also beat you in indian leg wrestling....

I think everyone here knows that he is a more prodigious man than you....and somtimes to quench his insatiable desires he uses some good ole pharmoceutiocology

don't be ashamed that you are a lesser man than Plomberg

its prob due to all the weed you smoke, that you are holding in your avatar.... that boosts estrogen production
 
Atta boy Arch, lets see if fiver takes the bait.
 
its prob due to all the weed you smoke, that you are holding in your avatar.... that boosts estrogen production


Than how come every pot smoking hippie chick is flatter than a 1980's mullet?
 
No, what plommer has is a sexual addiction.

Shoot me in the fukkin head if I'm ever cruising the jarvis strip for crack whores and up on cl 5 times a day hitting F5 looking for $25 hand jobs from fucking asian sex slaves.
 
boosts estrogen production in males....


to be honest, its been awhile since my endocrinology lessons

but I don't think more estrogen=more boobs in women either

you don't wanna have a girl boosting her endogenous testosterone or giving her egogenous test either though..... that is a bad thing
 
No, what plommer has is a sexual addiction.

Shoot me in the fukkin head if I'm ever cruising the jarvis strip for crack whores and up on cl 5 times a day hitting F5 looking for $25 hand jobs from fucking asian sex slaves.

No such thing as sexual addiction. Common.

Sex is a gift from god, if he didn't want us to fukk he wouldn't have given us genitals.

Same thing with masturbation, if god wanted us to refrain from jerking off he wouldn't have made our arms so long, or he would have made our fingers/hands razor sharp.

Don't tell me you think god is stupid.
 
you've missed the point fiver.....


pursuit of happiness pursuit of happiness

we are all pursuing, we just use different pharmos
 
yeah I see what you mean

anybody got some shrooms?
 
You have some? :bowdown:

Mail some to me.
 
You have some? :bowdown:

Mail some to me.

Oh, mailing drugs is the first thing I do after having unprotected sex with an escort and yelling "N***er Lover" at a KKK rally. I'll get right on that.

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I'm guessing you are unfamiliar with the work of Mitch Hedberg?
 
In Brandon, Manitoba for the day - its approx a 90 minute drive to Rocanville SK. I'm staying at a motel until my room is ready at the camp site.

While I am still in my own country it feels much different here on the Canadian prairies than in southern Ontario.

First of all its cold, fukking seriously cold, -19C right now, I took my car to a heated indoor self serv wash and sprayed it down with warm water that froze on contact with the metal body. Never seen that before.
Having said that it doesn't feel colder here as it isn't windy and I am dressed for the weather.
It felt cold in Dryden Ontario where it was -25C with a 80km/h wind blowing. Luckily I only stopped there for fuel and a coffee.

People here in western Canada are friendly, very very friendly compared to the big city.
People here are also much less sarcastic and not used to my dry/sarcastic sense of humour. I have made wise cracks to cashiers/waitresses etc that some laughed out loud to and others couldn't tell if I was being serious or not. I'm used to dealing with outgoing personalities which are plentiful in Toronto, here people appear to be much more reserved. They will need to get used to me.

Looking forward to getting settled in and starting work on Monday, thats the whole point of being here.

I made it.

PS: Prices are also higher here (paid $55 for an oil change) than back home but the economy is also much better, lots of work available and wages are excellent. Overall it seems like western Canada is a good place to be.

Listening to local radio stations I've heard many commercials from employers looking to recruit workers for oilsands jobs and other high paying work in the natural resource based economy in Alberta and Saskatchewan.

Skilled and semi-skilled workers are in huge demand here, there is such a shortage its mind boggling.
I know the majority of employees at the mine are from other parts of the country.
 
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