Matty Rain's 2024 MLB Betting Thread

we can come back, let's not despair

we have Shohei
 
Not the mediocre Reds bullpen shutting down the best offense in baseball 💀
 
I love you Elly, but there's a time and a place AND THIS ISN'T IT. :robyn:
 
This opener thing makes a lot of sense for shit teams..

I've given up on the first five, just please give me the full game.
 
What the fuck just happened.
 
Losing 6 units on a single game would be pretty cool. I'm here for it.
 
Matty
Losing 6 units on a single game would be pretty cool. I'm here for it.
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you will never walk alone
 
Matty
Losing 6 units on a single game would be pretty cool. I'm here for it.
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Saw this chick at my apartment's gym the other day. Tall, stacked. Usually don't think of this word for a woman, but thought to myself "damn, what a unit."

Can't imagine losing six of her in a single game.

Gg Matty Rains.
 
I can't even be mad. It was never close. We rolled a 5 on the 5 sided die.
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Elly's amazing.
 
Vegas Dave
Saw this chick at my apartment's gym the other day. Tall, stacked. Usually don't think of this word for a woman, but thought to myself "damn, what a unit."

Can't imagine losing six of her in a single game.

Gg Matty Rains.
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Always thought units were idiot guys.

“He’s such a unit. He thought my belly button was my clitoris”.
 
Matty
FULL GAMES
YTD 144-141 +3.97u

FIRST FIVE
YTD 50-44-14 -7.15u

Kelly bankroll after day 10 - $171.67
New Kelly bet amount - $5.15

Thursday May 16

FULL GAMES
LAD -310 :redx:

FIRST FIVE
LAD -290 :redx:
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FULL GAMES
YTD 144-142 +0.87u

FIRST FIVE
YTD 50-45-14 -10.05u

Kelly bankroll after day 11 - $140.77
New Kelly bet amount - $4.22

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FULL GAMES
YTD 144-142 +0.87u

FIRST FIVE
YTD 50-45-14 -10.05u

Kelly bankroll after day 11 - $140.77
New Kelly bet amount - $4.22

Friday May 17

FULL GAMES
PHI -240

FIRST FIVE
PIT -124
BAL -130
 
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Vegas Dave
Saw this chick at my apartment's gym the other day. Tall, stacked. Usually don't think of this word for a woman, but thought to myself "damn, what a unit."
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I do it sometimes myself but personally for me this is scary TMI.

Unit slang ...
when calling someone a "unit," it is often used colloquially to describe a person who is large, impressive, or physically imposing [1]. It is typically used to emphasize someone's size or stature, and it is often used in a positive or admiring way.

you are good so far but urban dict .....

unit​

Male penis. also known as a dick, cock, schlong, meat, wiener, noodle, winky, pipe, peepee, ding-dong, snake, tube, hose, worm, caca, dinkerbell, thing, it, willy.

When someone mentions stacked about a women, my initial visional is the plentiful, healthy top portion.. Davey, did you even check out below the waist sufficiently? *:dunno:

I know you stated don't think about it towards a woman, so assumption is you possibly think about it @*# :eek:..... just make sure buddy it's limited to thinking if so. ;)

*only saying because did you check out Bowie's song in Shorty's Tunes thread today? :dunno:
 
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