Matty Rain's 2024 MLB Betting Thread

Heading to London and Marty's motherland (sort of) Paris. Mrs Mcb is running the London Marathon on Sunday. What sportsbook should I open while there?
 
Nice! London is crazy, bookies at every corner. No idea which ones are better.

Enjoy Mr. and Mrs. McBalls! Godspeed to the Mrs :up
 
Take the over first 5 the next time that fucker pitches.
His previous outing he got shelled. I say he looks good for a couple of more outings before he loses again.

Only the defense could fuck him IMO
 
His stuff was nasty af yesterday, visions of prime Maddux. Very impressed.
 
Heading to London and Marty's motherland (sort of) Paris. Mrs Mcb is running the London Marathon on Sunday. What sportsbook should I open while there?
Paddy Power! More internationalize in terms of offerings, Indian cricket Aussie rules South American soccer

Of course you must visit Ladbrokes just to pay homage to the original gangsters that started this game back in the 1800s
 
Friday April 19

CHC -162
NYY -150
CLE -175
TEX +160
MIL -125
SDP -120
LAD -200

SFG are a borderline play as well. Whew!
 
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His previous outing he got shelled. I say he looks good for a couple of more outings before he loses again.

Only the defense could fuck him IMO
The Red Sox defense got worse this year. That cock
Sucker Werner said improved health and defense would have the Red Sox in the playoffs. Reminds me a few summers ago I was in a high end Maine coastal hotel bar drinking watching the Red Sox. I was bitching about the cock sucker Werner snd the other cock sucker Henry. A few stools away Katie couric was giggling like a school girl every time I bitched about the cock sucker Werner. The cock sucker and Werner used to date. I rewatching deadwood and trying to use cocksucker more
 
The Red Sox defense got worse this year. That cock
Sucker Werner said improved health and defense would have the Red Sox in the playoffs. Reminds me a few summers ago I was in a high end Maine coastal hotel bar drinking watching the Red Sox. I was bitching about the cock sucker Werner snd the other cock sucker Henry. A few stools away Katie couric was giggling like a school girl every time I bitched about the cock sucker Werner. The cock sucker and Werner used to date. I rewatching deadwood and trying to use cocksucker more
Yeah they dated for a bit!
Good stuff lol
 
Doh! Should be LAD -200 and MIL -125. My bad, was rushng to post these before heading out to pick up JL from school.
 
Doh! Should be LAD -200 and MIL -125. My bad, was rushng to post these before heading out to pick up JL from school.
You got a good line

I just saw Mets +172

Good job brother!
 
Friday April 19

CHC -162
NYY -150
CLE -175
TEX +160
MIL -125
SDP -120
LAD -200

SFG are a borderline play as well. Whew!
ERRATA - I posted the wrong sides on both of these :facepalm
 
2-4 -1.03u (-$10.61) for Wednesday

YTD 56-70 -11.35u $882.09

Thursday April 18


TEX EV :greencheck:
CHC -145 POSTPONED

Adding

SFG -145 :greencheck:
CLE -108 :greencheck:
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3-0 +3u (+$30.90)

59-70 -8.35u $912.99
 
ERRATA - I posted the wrong sides on both of these :facepalm
To expand on this, my spreadsheet spits out the vig-free modeled price for the away team in column S below. Modeled price for the home team is just the inverse, so I don't bother having a separate column for that. Then I manually type in the +EV price I have access to in Column T I find and the team name in U. I actually had LAD in there already but had somehow typed STL instead of MIL. I'm dumb. I actually bet MIL and LAD at TheScore Bet.
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